Gag Me With A Tweet: Nikki Sixx, Perry Farrell, Susanna Hoffs, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

I was watching a guy rapping really bad on SNL and I thought it was a skit but it turned out to be Macklemore.

— Nikki Sixx (@NikkiSixx) July 7, 2013

My life's ambition has been to write songs people fall in love with; have an unbridled desire for. A prized possession they'll never lose.

— Perry Farrell (@perryfarrell) July 6, 2013

Never underestimate the power of the rock 'n' roll handclap. Exhibits A, B, C: Eight Days A Week Cecilia Stuck in the Middle With You

— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) July 5, 2013

In a day that will live in infamy, Weekend At Bernie's was released 24 years ago today.

— Andrew McCarthy (@AndrewTMcCarthy) July 5, 2013

Saw "The Lone Ranger" today. I'm pretty sure the script was written while on peyote. By a bunch of high ho's.

— julie brown (@missjuliebrown) July 5, 2013

I'm not saying I LOVE the chorus to Selena Gomez' single, but.....not sayin' I don't.

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) July 3, 2013

I just washed my clothes in hotel room sink w volumizing shampoo. Do you think they will be a size bigger when they dry?

— Jane Wiedlin (@janewiedlin) July 2, 2013

"If ya see a shark Hooper, Swallow!" hey M J S and B; eat this remora lose-bagz how ya like me now? hash tag win c http://t.co/ryZV5eTh5T

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) July 2, 2013

I'm a Thrillionaire bitches!!!!!

— T O M M Y L E E (@MrTommyLand) July 2, 2013

Gene Simmons: 1973. First attempt at make up. We were a trio then. Peter, in the background. 10 E 23 St loft pic.twitter.com/A9IbejaZgq

— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) July 2, 2013

Day 11. Tahoe. Stayed on site all day. Watched Persia whittle a stick into a slightly smaller stick. A small dagger probably. GN

— Gary Numan Official (@numanofficial) July 2, 2013

I was on productivity roll. Acting, writing, singing. And then Candy Crush. #doomed

— Molly Ringwald (@MollyRingwald) July 1, 2013

Gotta get home. Work 2 do. Fuck the dollar store in Joshua Tree.

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) July 1, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Julie Brown, Boy George, Belinda Carlisle, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Me as Mary Kate Olsen tonight at Improv Olympic! I was so hungry after playing Mary Kate, I ate a cigarette! pic.twitter.com/OmLmbSprSl

— julie brown (@missjuliebrown) July 1, 2013

These big companies like 'Star Bucks' build their dream on the spirit of community and then abscond with the golden beans!

— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) June 30, 2013

In my bunk, very cozy and coffin like :)... Nap time:!

— Belinda Carlisle (@belindaofficial) June 30, 2013

I am so much nicer, and so much .happier when I am allowed to sleep for as long as I need to. Why don't I sleep more often? I am going to ..

— Perry Farrell (@perryfarrell) June 30, 2013

I hate to say it, but can we all admit that Johnny Depp, who looked so cool as a pirate, looks very silly as an Indian

— Andrew McCarthy (@AndrewTMcCarthy) June 30, 2013

I've only 1/2 a quart of untainted blood left in me. & the plasma thieving mosquitos at Jurassic Forest took a good portion of it. iiii]; )'

— Slash (@Slash) June 30, 2013

One of those nights!! Baby Jesus!!! pic.twitter.com/cVuj8gNssw

— Rowdy Roddy Piper (@R_Roddy_Piper) June 30, 2013

On stage tonight singing with @BretMichaels here in Nebraska!..great crowd! : pic.twitter.com/RUCqlqLAW9

— Lita Ford (@litaford) June 30, 2013

Anyone remember this rap?!? https://t.co/rMvSlwbh2y

— Debbie Gibson (@DebbieGibson) June 30, 2013

Well immigration kept Flav from leaving the USA this Glastonbury weekend. This Sucks . The show goes on...sht, these damn governments ,..

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) June 29, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Roddy Piper, Charlie Sheen, Chuck D, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

I wish I was drinking when I decided to do Celebrity Wife Swap. I would have something to blame it on!

— Rowdy Roddy Piper (@R_Roddy_Piper) June 24, 2013

two vets. epic tools of their trade. Made from free range Kobe beef cows. when the game ends. you can eat it. c http://t.co/B6xwcf8j9P

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) June 24, 2013

I have more dings than a surfboard.

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) June 23, 2013

Crazy expensive cab ride to venue from airport w driver playing this urban drivel thinking the black guy in the back digs it.

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) June 22, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Gene Simmons, Nikki Six, Boy George, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

I was 14 years old here. pic.twitter.com/fAMzQ3B1p7

— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) June 16, 2013

@NikkiSixx @theRATTpack Gladiators; Nikki Leader Sixx & Ratt Patrol Leader SEP pic.twitter.com/saiII1B8Xp

— STEPHEN PEARCY (@StephenEPearcy) June 16, 2013

Bob Geldof & Bono on BBC World News about global poverty. I'm not sure what to think. Bono could buy Spain! Lol!

— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) June 15, 2013

just lost 40 bucks in 3 minutes at blackjack. ugh....... off to soundcheck....

— Belinda Carlisle (@belindaofficial) June 15, 2013

Boy even Mozart doesn't 'grab me' anymore, dig? And Brahms, snoresville...

— Fred Schneider (@FredSchneider3) June 15, 2013

Some folks wake up and get the LA Times at their door. Me...I get lawsuits! Happy Saturday from the armpits of the world... paparazzi!! 📷🔫💰

— T O M M Y L E E (@MrTommyLand) June 15, 2013

Judy Tenuta and Downtown Julie Brown are lovely women. But the only people who ever confuse me with them are straight guys! Thank you gays!

— julie brown (@missjuliebrown) June 14, 2013

Tonight: I have given my children their spirit names. Smack Face and Punt Butt. Both are unconscious and asleep- can't really argue.

— Perry Farrell (@perryfarrell) June 14, 2013

Mammerz..!!!! I love you from your daddy,!! Found your twitter page,,,,, We gonna build you up,,,,, Go mammerz,!!!!!!!!! Daddy

— William J. Drayton (@FlavorFlav) June 14, 2013

vine.co/v/bl6LpO2apD3

— Debbie Gibson (@DebbieGibson) June 12, 2013

Sponge bob and Patrick just called me to thank we for saving their life... Just another day on the beach! :-)

— David Hasselhoff (@DavidHasselhoff) June 12, 2013

A White Rhino bull we encountered yesterday. We've seen 11 on this trip. Inspiring. But they're perilously near exti… say.ly/Lyl61IQ

— Slash (@Slash) June 12, 2013

Wouldn't it be interesting if NBA was winner take all from game 1? It's like a promoter withholding payment for a wack ass show.I'd dig it..

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) June 12, 2013

SS shredding through the Rebel Yell solo, so I thought I'd help him out. #raygundeliveryservice… instagram.com/p/abmfYygXhf/

— Billy Idol (@BillyIdol) June 11, 2013

Glad I went to #MutterMuseumOfMedicalOddities Now I know what a colon looks like when u DIE of constipation! twitpic.com/cwps42 #Gross

— Jane Wiedlin (@janewiedlin) June 11, 2013

For all its myriad advantages, living in L.A. can spoil some things for me. Like summer. Wild fires aside, much like the rest ofthe year.

— Curtis Armstrong (@curtisisbooger) June 10, 2013

I just threw up in somebody else's mouth a little bit.#HotNewCatchphrase

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) June 10, 2013

Lately I've been having thoughts of retiring, immediately followed by thoughts of "yeah, but...from what?"

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) June 10, 2013

I Won!! twitter.com/cyndilauper/st…

— Cyndi Lauper (@cyndilauper) June 10, 2013

#Trollfoot wit "Mouthpiece" say.ly/nsb60Jb

— Danny DeVito (@DannyDeVito) June 10, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Sebastian Bach, Danny DeVito, David Lee Roth, And More

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Gag Me With A Tweet: Johnette Napolitano, Simon Le Bon, Weird Al, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

I just realized I'll never be as smart as my phone.
— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) June 2, 2013

I know how to say "have you farted?" In Farsi.
— Simon Le Bon (@SimonJCLeBON) June 2, 2013

"Okay, M. Night, we're going to give you just a few dozen more chances, and then seriously, THAT'S IT." -- Hollywood
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) June 1, 2013

Jay Lo & Rod doing EDM. What does that tell you?
— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) June 1, 2013

Have a great weekend, for those that missed it! youtube.com/watch?v=zdVWgv… fb.me/2f3sKAvHG
— Holly Johnson (@TheHollyJohnson) June 1, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Corey Feldman, Joey McIntyre, Howard Jones, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Here's a pic of me n @freddurst n @limpbizkit from backstage after the show last night. twitter.com/Corey_Feldman/…

— Corey Feldman (@Corey_Feldman) May 26, 2013

"We need to talk. Let's grab a coffee." vine.co/v/bVgmbXMXDrd

— Joey McIntyre (@joeymcintyre) May 25, 2013

I don't give advice. I tell you what I feel and I speak my mind. Grrrr...

— Mr. T (@MrT) May 25, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Boy George, Slash, Richard Marx, And More

Welcome to a brand new feature on Culture Brats: Gag Me With A Tweet, a weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Just saw @lanadelreyin concert. She's like a mythical princess! Utterly gorgeous from top to toe!
— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) May 19, 2013

Watching "Adventure Time" w/my boys. Makes me feel like I smoked massive bong hit. Paranoid that that my kids think I look high.iiii]; o'
— Slash (@Slash) May 19, 2013

I need a Peet's Coffee like Gucci Mane needs a bail bondsman.
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) May 19, 2013

For the Modern Family series finale, are the characters going to watch the documentary they've been shooting this whole time too?
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) May 19, 2013

FOOLS confuse motion with progress. A rocking chair is moving but it ain't going anywhere!
— Mr. T (@MrT) May 18, 2013

I was thinking today about doing a pet clothing line. I think it would be extremely credible.
— Nikki Sixx (@NikkiSixx) May 18, 2013