CD Review: Styx, Regeneration Volume I & II

Styx has been a staple of classic rock radio stations for as long as I can remember. They, along with Journey and Supertramp, are firmly established as one of the great "tier 2" rock bands of the '70s and '80s, lacking the passionate following of Led Zeppelin or The Rolling Stones but avoiding the sad post-glory, state fair tour dates of Bachman-Turner Overdrive or Foghat. You know them. You love them. And somewhere in your closet you probably have a worn copy of Paradise Theater, and somewhere in iTunes you've got a half dozen of their best songs.

So why would you want to buy Styx's Regeneration: Volume I & II, their 17th (!) greatest hits collection?

A good question, and one which may require a brief history lesson.

What the casual fan who best remembers them for "Mr. Roboto" may not know is that Styx had long been, in effect, two bands. On the one hand, they were a straight ahead rock and roll band with progressive, art rock tendencies, fueled by incredible riffs from James Young and Tommy Shaw. On the other hand, keyboardist and vocalist Dennis DeYoung used his deft pop sensibilities to virtually create the rock power ballad with songs like "Lady" and "Babe." For years these impulses worked well together, crafting some of the most unique music of the time.

But the tension between those two tendencies resulted in one of the most bitter, acrimonious break-ups in rock history, rivaling the Roger Waters/David Gilmore feud and creating the script for one of the absolute best Behind The Music episodes of all time. As is always the case, there's a lot of revisionist history going on and Regeneration: Volume I & II is a blatant rewrite of Styx's legacy. This isn't a true greatest hits album; there's no "Babe," no "The Best Of Times," nothing off Kilroy Was Here. Dennis DeYoung's absence is as noticeable as Michael Anthony's in Guitar Hero: Van Halen. It's so obvious, it's a distraction.

However, what this does do is allow the listener to focus uninterrupted on how much Styx actually rocked when they wanted to. This band assembled some of the most memorable, complex music of the era, easily rivaling Boston and Queen when it came to building masterworks of layered guitars. I was delighted to see both "Lorelei" and "Renegade" on the track list, two fucking amazing songs that should be required listening for every aspiring rock musician. And the collection makes room for overlooked gems like "Boat On The River" and "Snowblind," neither of which get the airplay they deserve. Eliminating the operatic diversions and wedding first-dance songs makes for a much more consistently enjoyable listen...

...except for one thing. One very important thing. These songs are all re-recorded by the band in its present form, with Shaw, Young, and Lawrence Gowan filling in for Dennis DeYoung on vocals. They do an admirable job trying to replicate the range and grandiosity DeYoung brought to the table, but it's unnerving to hear the subtle changes in songs who's every modulation in pitch you've committed to memory since 1975. You'd hear a song and know exactly what beat or tone was coming next, but it just doesn't sound right. "Fooling Yourself (Angry Young Man)" feels flat and "Come Sail Away" sounds like it's being performed by a highly competent Styx cover band. And some songs, like "Miss America," which could have been recorded with William Shatner with equal effect, just don't work. At all.

If you needed any more evidence that this isn't a true Styx record, note the presence of two re-recorded songs by the Damn Yankees, the super group Shaw shared with Ted Nugent and Night Ranger's Jack Blades. Both are great songs, but feel tacked on as if to pad out the play time. And quite frankly, if this was truly a Tommy Shaw album, I would have loved to see his magnificent Miami Vice-era solo song, "Girls With Guns."

So would I recommend Regeneration: Volume I & II? That depends. The music on this compilation is all first rate stuff, played by a talented band who has been touring with this music for years. It offers an interesting window into what might have been had Dennis DeYoung's influence not taken them into such theatrical territory. Fans of the band who have followed them on tour are probably familiar with all these versions, and will want to have a copy for their cassette or 8-track player. And a neophyte who had never heard a Styx song before would probably find this pretty great.

But as a fan that grew up with every synth chord and guitar solo permanently etched in my memory and who, like Eric Cartman, cannot start singing "Come Sail Away" without finishing it, I was ultimately disappointed. Had this been a re-imagining of their music, as opposed to a simple re-recording, I may have felt differently. But it sounds too much like a band trying to erase a memory that none of us want to forget.

Styx's Regeneration Volume I & II will be released on October 4th.

First Look: American Juggalo

What's that? It's Friday, and you're in the mood for a twenty-three minute Juggalo documentary?

Well here ya go!

Local H, "All The Kids Are Right"

From 1998, here's Local H with "All The Kids Are Right."

Enjoy!

SmackTalk Victim: LMFAO, "Sexy And I Know It"

Hello and welcome to SmackTalk, where we attack mock critique a music video or movie trailer. This week, we're taking a look at the music video for LMFAO's "Sexy And I Know It." Hope ya love it!



Archphoenix: Is this the evil twin version of Meneudo? Or some kind of hideous Meneudo/Jersey Shore hipster ironic mashup?

CroutonBoy: Allow me to be the first to yell out "SIDESHOW BOB!"

Didactic Pirate: Twenty seconds in, and already I can't tell if this is supposed to ironic or not.



Archphoenix: Wilmer Valderrama?! Oh Fez, why aren't you still working? Maybe this is why?

Chris: We all know where this is headed: a "Beat It" switchblade dance-off in a warehouse somewhere.

First Listen: The White Panda, "Mo Free Mo Fallin'"

This mashup is awesome. Biggie + Petty!

Mo Free Mo Fallin' by whitepandamusic

Are You There Ridley Scott? It's Me, Kelly.

The simple beauty of having all your geeky childhood dreams come true. It's difficult to wrap your mind around, but the master of bleak psychological science fiction horror looks poised to rock my world off its hinges with his much anticipated Prometheus.

Can't imagine why I'd be in danger.

SPACE JOCKEY! Ten year old me is screaming.

And while you sit there and wonder why my world is on hinges instead of resting on an axis, enjoy this old Alien trailer and some pics from the set of Prometheus that were so difficult to get that the photographer DIED trying to bring them to you!


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Scandal, "Goodbye To You"

From 1982, here's Scandal with "Goodbye To You."

Enjoy!

Book Review: Henry Rollins, Occupants

One of the most appealing things about modern photography is its almost magical ability to level the playing field for those of us not having spent years fiddling around in a dark closet transferring film out of its metal cartridge and into the tank for development. Its mass appeal in this age of click, shoot, and upload is also tempered by the ability of a select few individuals to provide us with images that stop us in our tracks long enough to astonish and educate. Skill levels may vary from polished longtime professional to rank amateur, but the ability to really see, document, and deliver is rare. So it was with skeptical eyes I began paging through Henry Rollins new book of photography, Occupants.


There is a jolting, matter-of-fact quality to the images he's shot here and strange rolling commentary provided to go along with the photos.

From the bleak (I found the Man Down picture from Thailand 2008 [left] more than a little upsetting) to the downright uplifting, he's covered his travels all over this world and he's obviously not been spending all his time hunkered down in plush hotel rooms listening to the Stooges on his IPod. The bold, colorful faces of smiling children surrounded by devastation are followed by piles of bleached out skulls and hooded mannequins, with the results being both funny and frightening. My emotions suffered some whiplash while turing the pages.

He is clearly not an impartial observer either and sticks around to get some of the story after the click of the shutter. Rather than being just a mere recorder of events and people, he makes you feel better that you might now know what happened to the smiling children playing on the mound of filth after the picture was downloaded.

This book is a compelling portrait of a man perpetually in motion and the people and places he visits. It serves as a very powerful reminder of what makes this great big world and its inhabitants unique.

Occupants will be released on October 1st, 2011.

Metallica + Lou Reed = Worst Collaboration Ever?

"The View," the first song from the Lou Reed/Metallica collaboration, hit the web on Sunday. I instantly hated it. But because I wanted to like it, I stepped away and decided to revisit it a few days later.



Nope. Still sucks.

Lou Reed and Metallica... that just holds so much promise, you know? But the end result is severely lacking.

So for the week's Your Say Hump Day, tell us what you think of "The View" and if you know of any collaborations worse than this one, link 'em up in the comments.

Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, "If I Had A Gun"

From 2011, here's Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds with "If I Had A Gun."

Enjoy!