Jason Voorhees Ain't Got Nothing On Bret Michaels

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April 12, 2010
Bret Michaels undergoes a successful emergency appendectomy.

April 22, 2010
Bret Michaels is hospitalized with a brain hemorrhage.

May 20, 2010
Bret Michaels suffers a stroke.

May 20, 2010
Doctors find a hole in Bret's heart.

May 23, 2010
Bret Michaels appears on the the live finale of The Celebrity Apprentice and wins!

May 26, 2010
Bret Michaels performs on the finale of American Idol and rocks the house!

He's indestructible!

Bret Michaels could have probably swum to the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico and stopped the BP oil spill!

At the very least, he could kick Chuck Norris's ass.

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