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Daddy Geek Boy: Actually Dufmanno, Katy seems a little more um… bound than she normally does.
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Archphoenix: She does look like a Muppet. An empty-brained Muppet with really big expressive eyes. And big... uh, yeah.
Didactic Pirate: I already feel dirty watching this.
Daddy Geek Boy: I'm not questioning Elmo's sexuality, but if Katy Perry asks you to play, you say, "Yes!"
Dufmanno: No Katie, Elmo doesn't want to play. You are making him uncomfortable and he keeps having to avert his eyes from your magnificent breasts.
Didactic Pirate: If she breaks out the whipped cream spewing bra, I'm calling Child Protective Services. Or Childlike Monster Protective Services.
Archphoenix: I like that the VEIL is the only part of her outfit that's for dress up.
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Daddy Geek Boy: It's this kind of scene that makes me really happy that my kids love watching Sesame Street.
Chag: You know, if they showed more pretty women running in low-cut dresses, I might still be watching Sesame Street.
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Chag: Or maybe he's checking out her ass?
Daddy Geek Boy: He's definitely checking out her ass. Oscar's a perv!
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The Weirdgirl: Should they be hanging out in alleyways like this? Oh wait, they just passed a recycling bin. That makes it OK. Not at all like those other women who hang out in alleys.
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Daddy Geek Boy: I've been playing a lot of Candyland lately and trust me, Princess Frostine has nothing on Katy.
Didactic Pirate: Actually, I think I like this version better than the original. Maybe she should put Elmo in her "Teenage Dream" video.
Daddy Geek Boy: Excuse me while I send my kids out of the room and watch this video again.
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