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Archphoenix: Isn't that Nic's car from Gone In Sixty Seconds? I wonder how many classic Nic Cage movies this will reference?
Dufmanno: I am already about to give this movie legendary status right behind Vanishing Point with this opener.
Daddy Geek Boy: Another crappy haircut. Another crappy accent. Another crappy Nic Cage movie.
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Daddy Geek Boy: Movie cliche #1: Good guy walking away in slow motion from an explosion.
Dufmanno: How do you break out of hell? This movie might prove very useful for those of us who already have reservations on the bullet train.
Archphoenix: He broke out of hell? Is this Ghost Rider 2: We Couldn't Get the Rights? Wait... Did he just drive that muscle car through a burning pentagram?! AWESOME.
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A Vapid Blonde: Is that a merkin on his head?
Archphoenix: Oh Nic, what's with the hair? Let it go, hon.
Daddy Geek Boy: Movie cliche #2: "You got mixed up with the wrong crowd."
Dufmanno: More cars. Big cars.
Daddy Geek Boy: Movie cliche #3: "He's got one last shot at redemption."
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Chag: Why do cults always steal babies? Can't they just shoplift or something?
Dufmanno: Cults steal babies because babies don't require as much work. Duh.
Archphoenix: Kidnapping babies - Raising Arizona.
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Dufmanno: The Devil's right hand man? I should know this stuff. I went to Catholic school.
A Vapid Blonde: I like how well dressed the Devil's right hand man is... shouldn't it be his left hand man though?
Archphoenix: The Devil has a bounty hunter now? Sweet!
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A Vapid Blonde: Oh hey! It's me as an ass double.
Daddy Geek Boy: Megan Fox was seemingly unavailable to drape herself over the cars in this movie.
Archphoenix: Nic always gets the HOTTEST women in films - Angelina Jolie, Jessica Biel, Eva Mendes. I wonder if that's a rider in his contract?
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Chag: Is that supposed to be a selling point?
Daddy Geek Boy: Chag, oddly for this movie it seems it's a bigger selling point than Nic Cage being in it.
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Dufmanno: I hope someday I get to blow things up, punch Chief Swann and then get thrown out of the back of a motor home onto the hood of someone's muscle car. Do you think it will ever happen for me?
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Archphoenix: Shot in 3D?! FINALLY. Nic Cage's hair coming at you in 3D! I'm in.
Daddy Geek Boy: A crappy movie shot in 3D is still a crappy movie. It just has an extra dimension of crappiness.
Dufmanno: Call me crazy, but I'm a sucker for this kind of camp. I'm in the theater on opening day!
A Vapid Blonde: I should totally be in this movie. I have a muscle car. I have guns. I am even wearing Daisy Dukes right now. And I am with Dufmanno on this one. The trailer is making me all amped up. Definitely a must see!