First off is not just a little feather flirtation... we've got the whole bird. The rarely seen Brown Crested Waif in her natural habitat:

Red Bull gives you wings:

Feathers are great for figure-flattering a small chest! Whether you use them to add volume, detract with a jungle print (it's camouflage!), or by placing strategic wisps and then just not wearing a bra, you're sure to avoid A-cup cattiness.

The new "birds of prey" power tie. Start your board room intimidation... NOW!

Does anyone else see a strange Valentine's fetish at work here?

Finally! The Snuggie's gone high-end!

And of course, the classic jean/feather/crystal combo. I swear, I can wear mine anywhere!

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