CD Review: Reel Big Fish, Candy Coated Fury

There are different reactions I have when listening to bands I like. One is when I listen to an album and it makes me wish I was in the band. This is the main feeling I got when listening to Reel Big Fish's seventh studio album, Candy Coated Fury.

Many people remember Reel Big Fish from the brief time in the late nineties when ska was in the spotlight. While most of those bands faded with the coming of the next fad, Reel Big Fish have continued their version of rock/punk/ska for more than a decade, and from even a cursory listen, seem to be having an effing good time doing it. For them it's not a fad, it's something they are clearly committed to.

Each aspect of the band, from the horn section, guitars, and drums, are given detailed specific attention in each song, so on their own are polished and expertly weaved into each other. Most songs have the RBF signature horn vignette in between lines of the verses, the part of the song that causes the involuntary movement of head, shoulders, or toe-tapping, whatever way we awkwardly express enjoyment of a good beat.

Candy Coated Fury is the perfect description for this album; those familiar with Reel Big Fish will recognize their contrast of upbeat lively beats and melodies with self-deprecating and scornful lyrics, which provides a delightfully sarcastic message to the target of the lyrics. This is done best on "P.S. I Hate You," "Everyone Else Is An Asshole," and "Your Girlfriend Sucks."

Reel Big Fish are also known for cover songs, and they include a cover of When In Rome's "The Promise." The basis of a good cover song is to take the original structure of the song and put it in a surprisingly new genre, which they accomplish. The quick-tempoed, new age version is turned into a slow, languid funk version, giving it a darker feel. The addition of a sax solo doesn't hurt either. It's not the standout track of the album, but provides some diversity.

The most experimental track is "Hiding In My Headphones," which includes rap verses, reggaesque beats, which sounds more like a mid-nineties hit from 311. It seems to be half tongue-in-cheek, and the other half earnest, which could very well describe the oeuvre of this band's work.

Reel Big Fish's music is a perfect example of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." Candy Coated Fury is not a huge departure from their other work, but why is there a need to if the energy, enthusiasm, and songwriting abilities are already working for them? I mean, the Mighty Mighty Bosstones didn't make it this far, did they?

First Look/Listen: Alanis Morissette, "Guardian"

I've always loved her.

The Church, "Under The Milky Way"

From 1988, here's The Church with "Under The Milky Way."

Enjoy!

Seven Questions In Heaven With Mixtapes

A few weeks ago, I received a copy of Mixtapes' Even On The Worst Nights. I had never heard of the band, but something told me to give it a listen and I'm so glad I did. What I found was thirty-nine minutes of pure pop punk perfection, painting a perfect picture of teenage small town suburban life. Since then, I've played it damn near nonstop and it has become my favorite album of 2012. Today, I'm happy to be spending Seven Questions In Heaven with Ryan Rockwell from Mixtapes.

Describe your music for our readers who may not be familiar with you.
Well we are a four-piece band who plays rock music. When we started, I wanted us to find some mix of being a Midwestern punk band along the lines of Dillinger Four, Rivethead, etc. and a '90s indie rock pop band a la Gin Blossoms, Promise Ring, etc. I'd like to think we have kind of accomplished that!

Who are your musical influences and idols?
My musical influences would be Screeching Weasel, Dillinger Four, Suicide Machines, Hold Steady, The Weakerthans, Counting Crows, Promise Ring, Wheatus, Gin Blossoms, Less Than Jake, etc. Those are the bands that made me want to write the stuff I am writing.



What was the first album, cassette, or CD you bought with your own money?
Counting Crows' August And Everything After and they are still my favorite band of all time. I have a stomach tattoo from that record, it still holds up! My second one, however, was Ace of Base's The Sign. Oh yeahhhhh.

This Is The Most Romantic Marriage Proposal Ever!

Seriously! I would marry this person in a heartbeat!

BulletBoys, "Smooth Up In Ya"

From 1988, here's BulletBoys with "Smooth Up In Ya."

Enjoy!

The Rocketboys, "The Best"

Blonds, "Time"

Lawrence Arabia, "Travelling Shoes"

Letting Up Despite Great Faults, "Visions"

Milo Greene, "1957"

Ice Choir, "I Want You Now And Always"

Snowden, "The Beat Comes"

Emily Barker & The Red Clay Halo, "Fields Of June"

Raveonettes, "She Owns The Streets"

Mean Creek, "Young & Wild"



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Ben Kweller, "Jealous Girl"

Fluorescent Hearts, "Tell Her You Love Her"

Sophie Madeleine, "Oil & Gold"

Abel, "Fire Walk With Me"


Heartless Bastards, "Only For You"

From 2012, here's Heartless Bastards with "Only For You."

Enjoy!

Top 20 Albums Of 1986 (Nos. 1-5)

For this week's Ranked!, we compiled our twenty favorite albums released in 1986. Did we get it right? Let us know in the comments!

Here are numbers 1-5:

5. Genesis, Invisible Touch

If there was any doubt that Genesis had shed its progressive roots and become purely a hit machine, the proof was Invisible Touch. Phil Collins, playing the role of Phil Collins, took his old bandmates to the top of the charts with some of their best hooks and silliest lyrics. There's certainly some cheesiness to this album (just look up the lyrics to "In Too Deep" for a sample) but it's so sleek, with all its rough edges buffed off in the studio, that it exudes a certain crafted exuberance that makes Patrick Bateman's defense of it in American Psycho seem completely legit. It's very much of its era, but how can you not bounce back and forth to "Invisible Touch" or imagine yourself cruising down an open highway at night to "Tonight, Tonight, Tonight." Especially if Don Johnson in a pastel suit is sitting with you in the passenger seat.--CroutonBoy

Top 20 Albums Of 1986 (Nos. 6-10)

For this week's Ranked!, we compiled our twenty favorite albums released in 1986. Did we get it right? Let us know in the comments!

Here are numbers 6-10:

10. Various Artists, Top Gun Soundtrack

About a million years ago I used to work for Borders Books. I was the supervisor that came in at 5:00 AM with the inventory team and helped get the new books out onto the sales floor. We had total control of the store's overhead music system. We could open any CD in the store and play it; we could also bring in our own albums to listen to. One of my colleagues was in her 40s and was really into Rammstein. Now, I like Rammstein as much as the next girl, but "Du Hast" at 5:00 AM before you've had breakfast is incredibly painful and it kind of makes you want to torture kittens. I'm pretty sure they play Rammstein at Gitmo.

So we started trying to find good music to get us going, music that wouldn't want us to go all kinds of crazy. One morning someone decided it would be '80s Day and kicked the day off with the Top Gun soundtrack. This was a team full of music snobs, who bickered every morning about so-and-so's crappy taste in music. But this day? This day we all agreed that the Top Gun soundtrack is epic and awesome and a great way to start your day. When the rest of the team rolled in at 9:00 AM, we were all fist pumping and singing and happy campers. That's the power of the Top Gun soundtrack, friends.

Incidentally, I asked a friend of mine, who's a total Top Gun fanatic, for some reasons why this album rules. Here's what he had to say: "It's got his Logginness, Eddie Van Halen, Cheap Trick, the make out song of 1986, and oozes freedom and sexuality. If someone calls me up and the anthem is playing, I know it's time to flight suit up. We could end the war on terror by playing the soundtrack on loop and broadcasting it to our enemies. They can't defeat awesome. When the zeds come, their defeat will be to the sound of this soundtrack. It's probably been the winning soundtrack at the air guitar world championships. Waldo is hiding because he heard the soundtrack and he's a freedom-hating hippie. To get the iconic carrier shot that leads into danger zone, the director wrote a check to cover the cost of fuel to turn it. How many civilians have told the navy what to do with their carriers? One, for Top Gun's soundtrack. "Danger Zone' is practically cannon at every sporting event. And in America, sports are religion. Ergo, "Danger Zone" is our "Ave Maria." So there you have it: Top Gun, best soundtrack ever.--Archphoenix

Top 20 Albums Of 1986 (Nos. 11-15)

For this week's Ranked!, we compiled our twenty favorite albums released in 1986. Did we get it right? Let us know in the comments!

Here are numbers 11-15:

15. The Bangles, Different Light

In the '80s, I was a singles kind of guy--not as in "bar" but as in "45s" (if any of you youngsters out there are still familiar with those). As such, I never actually owned Different Light, just two of the singles from the record: "Manic Monday" and "Walk Like An Egyptian." When it comes to girl groups of the '80s, I'll always be more of a Go-Go's fan than a Bangles fan--loved those two songs, though--and still do today. But if I owned a Bangles album, this would be my favorite one.--Dave

Top 20 Albums Of 1986 (Nos. 16-20)

For this week's Ranked!, we compiled our twenty favorite albums released in 1986. Did we get it right? Let us know in the comments!

Here are numbers 16-20:

20. Depeche Mode, Black Celebration

It's 1986 and I'm 15. Which is reason enough for how I listened to this album over and over again. I had been introduced to Depeche Mode with Some Great Reward and I went right out and bought their follow up, Black Celebration. Super moody and full of concepts (like sexuality and (shocker) death) that felt new and subversive to a 15-year-old who couldn't yet drive, Black Celebration was one of the first full-length vinyl albums I owned. And I hearted it hard sitting in my room heavy with the scent of lit candles and melodrama. To be honest, I still like "Question Of Lust," "Stripped," and "Question of Time," all classic Depeche Mode. There is angst, there are synthesizers flying. In retrospect, I can't say it was the best Depeche Mode album over their career. I think both Some Great Reward and Music For The Masses were stronger, but I'm still fond of it and the time it represents. --The Weirdgirl

Post-It Mario

Here's a Mario (and Pac-Man and Tetris) short made entirely from Post-It notes.



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First Look: Life Of Pi

In the wake of Avatar, there's been a lot of 3D movies. And in a lot of them, the use of 3D has been pretty crappy. For every Hugo, there's many Prometheuses or Spider-Men, whose use of 3D feels like an afterthought even though it's one of the main elements being marketed.

Personally, I'm a fan of 3D--when it's used well. Good 3D can enhance a movie by giving a theater-bound audience a richer experience. (Anyone who's seen How To Train Your Dragon in 3D will agree that those flying sequences were spectacular.)

The release of Ang Lee's adaptation of the bestselling book Life Of Pi is imminent. Lee is a quality filmmaker who pays attention to details and has said to have taken 3D into account when crafting his movie. I saw a five-minute extended preview in 3D and it was breathtaking. There is a scene in the movie where fish began flying at the protagonist and I literally ducked in my seat.

3D aside, the movie looks gorgeous and riveting. Have a look for yourself:

Danny Wilson, "Mary's Prayer"

From 1987, here's Danny Wilson with "Mary's Prayer."

Enjoy!

A Percussionist, A Pedantic Blowhard, And A Pensioner Walk Into A Bar

If there is one thing that remains true, it's that life keeps moving and you sometimes need to scramble and readjust to keep up. Take for instance, my long drawn-out one-sided love affair with the now most certainly forever defunct band, The Police. After packing up their rock 'n' roll suitcases and stepping off the tour bus without so much as a backward glance, they reemerged like a phoenix from the ashes and proceeded to break my heart all over again with their ill-timed reunion tour which was not conveniently planned around my third pregnancy like I would have hoped.

Now I fear it's time to put down the torch and take a much needed break from my starry-eyed optimism and face some home truths:

1. Sting and Stewart want to smash each other's face in if they spend more than four hours together. They can make with the warm and fuzzy for a limited time and then the gloves come off and it's back to the ribbing and ego sniping that made their brawling famous.

2. Sting is doing just fine on his own, thank you for asking. As much as it pains me to admit it, Sting is outrageously successful and fabulously wealthy. Why on earth would he go back to being one third of a democratically run slice of rock pie when he can sell out concert halls around the world and get the green light to make an album with his lute? I mean a lute! Really?

3. Stewart is better suited for the eclectic mix of work he does currently. Whether it be movie soundtracks or composing operas with a dash of Gamelan drum thrown in for good measure, his many and varied pursuits seem to fit his oddball personality and ricocheting interests. They don't call him the kinetic kid for nothing.

4. Andy Summers is really freaking old. Yes, the man is a magnificently youthful looking 69 years young but this is one pensioner who might not be around for much longer considering all the free sex and illegal substances he's dabbled in over the years.

And so it is with much difficulty and sadness that I raise the white flag and let go of my hopes for that one last tour or album and allow the fearsome blond threesome take their rightful place in the history books. There will be no nostalgic get-togethers at Sting's palatial Tuscany estate where discussions of reforming and bringing the whole world together in musical harmony will take place. Stewart will not agree to live in my basement and be my "other" husband and Andy will never take up residence in the tiny furnished gingerbread house I built in the fifth grade with him in mind. I imagine this is a world that is far more bleak than my concocted fantasy ramblings but I suppose I'll always have Duran Duran.

Hanksy Is My Hero

Why? The combination of street art, pop culture, and killer puns.

His latest:



More of Hanksy's handiwork.

Fitz And The Tantrums Do The Eurythmics

Here's Fitz And The Tantrums with an excellent cover of the Eurythmics' "Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This):"



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Boy George Does Lana Del Rey

Here's Boy George with an awesome cover of "Video Games:"

Happy Mondays, "Step On"

From 1990, here's Happy Mondays with "Step On."

Enjoy!

DVD Review: Stone Temple Pilots, Alive In The Windy City

Let's face it: sometimes it feels like no matter how well it's shot and edited, live concert footage can't properly convey the thrilling sensation of actually being there. There is only so much you can do to your media room, and it's difficult to recreate the ambiance and the hot pulsing electric vibe that shoots through your body every time you stand in front of a Marshall stack and a sweaty frontman at a concert hall. Granted, the surround sound and widescreen television help, but I need not have had any such worries about the sold out Stone Temple Pilots March 2010 performance at Chicago's Riviera Theatre captured in the new concert DVD Alive In The Windy City.

It's truly a great concert film. Weiland's vocal stylings are still top notch and the DeLeo brothers display their range and talent in front of a rapturous audience while winding through a list of classic (hey, they've been around since the early '90s!) hits and newer material. True, this San Diego rock band began its life fighting for respect and being pelted by the cruel judgements of critics who dismissed them as grunge wannabes but at this point in time, all detractors need to rescind and give them their due.

Tumultuous years aside, STP have given this world some amazing music and hundreds of thrilling performances. Who wouldn't want to watch Weiland and company gyrate through bursts of floor-shaking noise and catchy guitar riffs in a performance beautifully captured in the Windy City? Everyone may not have been able to score a ticket but thanks to this great rock 'n' roll performance, they'll all feel like they are front and center.

Tracklisting:

Trash Up Your House

I actually don't want one of these, which is surprising since it's '80s and kitsch. However, I find this to be gross: Garbage Pail Kids wall decals.

I mean, who wouldn't want Corroded Carl on their dining room wall, right?


Although do check out their website. Their collection of vintage posters and Mars Attacks stuff is pretty rad.

First Look: Bachelorette

This looks good!

Diesel, "Sausalito Summernight"

From 1981, here's Diesel with "Sausalito Summernight."

Enjoy!

Return To Sweet Valley High: Our Interview with Francine Pascal

If you are a woman of a certain age--that is, in your thirties--Sweet Valley High was a part of your life. The successful young adult book series from the eighties introduced us to the blond-haired, aqua-marine-eyed, perfect-sized-six Wakefield twins and their friends. The Wakefield twins lived in the southern Californian town of Sweet Valley, where the sun always shines, the school dances are every week, and the beautiful and wealthy roam the streets (or drive in their Porches, in the case of Bruce Patman).

Sweet Valley High is the creation of author Francine Pascal who, to the delight of fans everywhere, has written a follow-up series, revisiting the Sweet Valley gang as adults. It's every fangirl's wish fulfillment to have an epilogue for their favorite characters. Last year, Pascal wrote Sweet Valley Confidential, and this year she will release six novellas as e-books, called The Sweet Life. The first two installments have already given us lots of drama in the twins' lives, including false accusations of crime, a love triangle, fighting and breaking up with boyfriends (now husbands!), all a typical day in the world of Sweet Valley. We were lucky enough to have an opportunity to talk to the author and legend, Francine Pascal.

The Sweet Valley world is near and dear to many women's hearts and was a big influence on them growing up. What sort of impact do you hope it has had on your readers?
I hope it has helped to make readers out of non-readers. And it has. Fully 25 percent of my mail years ago started with "I used to hate to read...."

When the original series was happening, did you ever imagine that you would write a sequel series? Did you always know this is where the characters would be in ten years?
No. I never thought I would ever revisit Sweet Valley. And I certainly never gave any thought to how the characters would mature. That was one of the best parts of ageing them. I hope I stayed true to their characters while changing them just enough so that you still knew them.

As more Sweet Valley series were produced, I understand that ghost writers were used to write the stories. How did you choose ghost writers? What sort of information were they given before writing a book?
Ghost writers did not write stories. I wrote all the stories for every Sweet Valley book in every series. I also created the characters. Those elements were given to the writers who had to follow almost like paint by numbers.

Duran Duran Contest: Win A Diamond In The Mind DVD

Did you check out our review of Duran Duran's A Diamond In The Mind concert film earlier today? If so, you're probably dying to get your hands on it.

Before you scurry off to Amazon, hold on a sec. Our friends at Eagle Rock Entertainment are giving a copy of the film to one lucky Culture Brats reader! Ready to enter?

We make it really easy: if you're at least 18 years of age and a resident of the United States and you'd like to enter, just send us an email. We'll pick a winner at 9:43 PM on Monday, July 30th.

Good luck!

Tracklisting:
1. "Return To Now" (title sequence)
2. "Before The Rain"
3. "Planet Earth"
4. "A View To A Kill"
5. "All You Need Is Now"
6. "Blame The Machines"
7. "Safe (In The Heat Of The Moment)"
8. "The Reflex"
9. "A Man Who Stole A Leopard"
10. "Girl Panic !"
11. "White Lines"
12. "Careless Memories"
13. "Ordinary World"
14. "Notorious"
15. "Hungry Like The Wolf"
16. "(Reach Up For The) Sunrise"
17. "Wild Boys/Relax"
18. "Rio"
19. "A Diamond In The Mind" (over the credits)

Bonus Features:
Duran Duran 2011 - a documentary
Bonus Songs: "Come Undone," "Is There Something I Should Know"

DVD Review: Duran Duran 2011 Live: A Diamond In The Mind

When I heard that Duran Duran was making a concert stop my way this summer, I was pretty stoked--until I saw the dates and realized I couldn't make either. So when Culture Brats was offered a chance to review a Blu-Ray copy of A Diamond In The Mind, a Duran Duran 2011 concert film, I elbowed the other Brats out of the way while screaming "MINE MINE MINE!" Sorry Brats, those bruises should heal up just fine with a little ice.

The video opens with some backstage footage of the boys getting ready to go to work. Cue a shot of a man putting on more eyeliner than I wear in a year and artfully smearing it to give a more dramatic look. This is why I love '80s bands: today you go to a rock show and it's some guys in jeans and t-shirts. '80s bands? They put effort into their wardrobe. Glittery pants and jackets? Check. Dramatic eye makeup? Check. A guy with bleached blonde hair in a Victorian jacket and sparkly broach? Check. A guy with a spiky near-Flock of Seagulls pouf? Check.

The current incarnation of Duran Duran includes Simon Le Bon (lead vocals), John Taylor (bass guitar), Roger Taylor (drums - pink sparkly awesome drums that I covet), and Nick Rhodes (keyboards).

While it still freaks me out to see Simon Le Bon with a full beard looking more manly than pretty, I have to admit he looks good. More importantly, and this was actually a big concern of mine, he sounds fantastic. Simon has to hit some fairly high notes and after years of vocal abuse, I'd been worried that he wouldn't be able to pull it off anymore. He can and does for a solid hour and a half. It's actually kind of impressive.

The Plimsouls, "A Million Miles Away"

From 1983, here's The Plimsouls with "A Million Miles Away."

Enjoy!

Sink Swim, "Last Year"

California Wives, "Purple"

Turbo Fruits, "Harley Dollar Bill$"

The Blakes, "Art Of Losses"

Adventures, "Reach Out To You"

Menomena, "Heavy Is As Heavy Does"

This Is She, "Grow Up"

Letterist, "Five Alarm"



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Anna Rose, "Behold A Pale Horse"

Elska, "Don't Make Fun Of The Goobler"

The Wicked, "Elevator"

From 2012, here's The Wicked with "Elevator."

Enjoy!

Top 20 Albums Of 1985 (Nos. 1-5)

For this week's Ranked!, we compiled our twenty favorite albums released in 1985. Did we get it right? Let us know in the comments!

Here are numbers 1-5:

5. R.E.M., Fables Of The Reconstruction

It's hard to figure out how a town as small as Athens, Georgia gave birth to so many wonderful musicians, quality albums, and classic stories. Granted, very few rose to the lofty heights attained by the illustrious R.E.M., but if I'd only known one thousandth of what I know now, I would have stuck around the area to watch it all unfold in person instead of packing my bags. In 1985, however, I was still a plucky, metal-mouthed high school sophomore with great musical taste and a brand new Walkman. I'd purchased all of R.E.M.'s releases up to that point and was prepared to be wowed by my new Fables Of The Reconstruction cassette as I slipped it gingerly into the waiting tape deck. Much to my horror, I found the entire second side played in reverse and was completely unlistenable. Not sure if it was some sort of artistic joke that I wasn't getting or just a manufacturing defect, I sprang up and demanded to be brought back to the mall record store where I'd made my purchase. After making mince meat of my sales associate, I returned home with a proper album and the listening commenced. We'd spend endless hours arguing if the official title of the album was Reconstruction Of The Fables or Fables Of The Reconstruction (A and B sides made it a hotly debated topic) and while it contained the insanely popular hits "Driver 8" and "Can't Get There From Here," there were endless favorites like "Green Grow The Rushes" and "Auctioneer" that we memorized and sang with wild abandon.

This was the album that made you want to take a drive straight down into the heart of Athens and see what inspired such sultry southern jangly goodness. Thankfully, some of us did just that.--Dufmanno

Top 20 Albums Of 1985 (Nos. 6-10)

For this week's Ranked!, we compiled our twenty favorite albums released in 1985. Did we get it right? Let us know in the comments!

Here are numbers 6-10:

10. Various Artists, The Breakfast Club Soundtrack

Easily the pinnacle of the Brat Pack movie craze, The Breakfast Club was one of many movies in the '80s whose soundtracks are like a time capsule of the pop music world at the time of their release. Although the track listing on this soundtrack isn't chock-full of singles like Footloose or Dirty Dancing, there's probably not a single song that evokes a movie more vividly than Simple Minds' "Don't You (Forget About Me)." Just looking at the track list, you might not recognize the other songs by title--but if you give it a listen, you'll recognize most of them. Definitely a must-have soundtrack for your '80s movie music collection.--Dave

Top 20 Albums Of 1985 (Nos. 11-15)

For this week's Ranked!, we compiled our twenty favorite albums released in 1985. Did we get it right? Let us know in the comments!

Here are numbers 11-15:

15. Camper Van Beethoven, Telephone Free Landslide Victory

I have been a major admirer of David Lowery for quite some time now. I have seen him play live countless times. With Camper Van Beethoven. With Cracker. Acoustic. You name it.

This is Camper Van Beethoven's debut disc and contains such classics as "The Day That Lassie Went To The Moon," "Ambiguity Song," and "Take The Skinheads Bowling."--Chris

Top 20 Albums Of 1985 (Nos. 16-20)

For this week's Ranked!, we compiled our twenty favorite albums released in 1985. Did we get it right? Let us know in the comments!

Here are numbers 16-20:

20. John Cougar Mellencamp, Scarecrow

Scarecrow is the album that cemented Mellencamp as the Voice of Middle America. Every song feels like it's written for the kids in Footloose or Dazed & Confused, with a strident, rebellious voice that wears its love for small towns, fast cars, and kissing under the bleachers like a superhero's cape. It's also Mellencamp's strongest batch of songs overall, with highlights like "Lonely Ol' Night" and "Small Town" punctuated by minor but equally brilliant tunes like "Rumbleseat" and "Justic & Independence '85." You could easily see these songs playing at a political rally, a state fair, or out of the tinny speakers in a '69 Buick Skylark. Tremendous fun.--CroutonBoy

Axe Grows Up!

Fear No Susan Glenn?

M83, "Kim & Jessie"

From 2008, here's M83 with "Kim & Jessie."

Enjoy!

Seven Questions In Heaven With Eytan And The Embassy



At the end of June, we featured Eytan And The Embassy's "Everything Changes" as our Song Of The Day. Today, we're spending Seven Questions In Heaven with front man Eytan Oren.

Describe your music for our readers who may not be familiar with you.
It's a mashup of indie, pop, and soul music. We get inspiration from a lot of '60s and '70s music but I'd say it also sounds pretty modern.

Who are your musical influences and idols?
Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Brian Wilson, Otis Redding, Radiohead, The National, Springsteen, The Strokes, Amy Winehouse, Elliott Smith, and T. Rex are a few of our favorites.

What was the first album, cassette, or CD you bought with your own money?
Probably something super embarrassing like C+C Music Factory. You know those cool kids with an older sister in college that gets them into Pavement and Dinosaur Jr. when they're seven? I wasn't one of those kids. I was into terrible Top 40 music but also the classic rock that my parents listened to.

First Look: Hooker Lawyer

You know, I think I'd watch this. I've definitely seen worse.

The Fixx, "Saved By Zero"

From 1983, here's The Fixx with "Saved By Zero."

Enjoy!

First Listen: Green Day, "Oh Love"

Green Day released this new tune yesterday. What do you think?

First Look/Listen: No Doubt, "Settle Down"

Damn, Gwen doesn't age.

Roadtrip 2012: The Gathering Of The Juggalos

So they released the infomercial for the 2012 Gathering Of The Juggalos yesterday. In case you haven't seen it:



Geto Boys? George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic? Pharcyde? The Fat Boys? Biz Markie? Cheech & Chong? Bobcat Goldthwait?

AND Ric Flair?

Who's ready to book a trip to Juggalo Island?

Taylor Dayne, "Tell It To My Heart"

From 1987, here's Taylor Dayne with "Tell It To My Heart."

Enjoy!

Why This Is Important: Getting Psyched For The New Godzilla



Alright, maybe YOUR world didn't come screeching to a halt when Legendary Pictures pulled a Comic-Con rabbit out of their hat and unveiled the new teaser for the upcoming Godzilla reboot that will be helmed by Monsters creator Gareth Edwards, but mine did. Godzilla fanatics are a long-suffering bunch, having been forced to sit through numerous attempts at remakes, reboots, and flat-out massacres of their favorite movie monster but we watched each installment, we forgave, and we kept hoping. It's enough to make anyone give up the dream of seeing him the way he was meant to be.

Enter Gareth Edwards. Sure, his resume is a little short to be handing him the keys to this massive undertaking, but one look at his brilliantly executed and engaging Monsters instantly makes me feel in my gut that he is the person to pull this off. With a reworked screenplay by David Goyer and the public's thirst for a film that will finally do justice to the mighty destroyer from the sea, I'm choosing to believe this combination can not fail.

Long before he stomped his way onto foreign shores, our Godzilla spent years rising from Tokyo Bay to the horror of millions of fleeing Japanese citizens. Terrorizing innocent people and stomping indiscriminately on breathtaking architecture while breathing fire and letting loose with that ear-shattering guttural scream was his thing, and we loved him for it. The thundering footsteps, the realization that there was nowhere safe to run, the probability that another equally destructive monster would swoop down and begin fighting to the death while the military tried in vain to fend them off--these were the movie marathons of my childhood.

Even after all these years, the idea of setting up my action figures while I wait to watch this in the ice-cold movie theater like I did as a child, sets me ablaze with excitement.

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First Look: Madonna, "Turn Up The Radio"

Sadly, it's not a cover of the Autograph tune.

First Look: The Walking Dead, Season 3

A trailer for the upcoming season of The Walking Dead debuted at Comic-Con. It's going to be a long three months waiting for this to start back up.

Dominique Pruitt, "To Win Your Love"

From 2012, here's Dominique Pruitt with "To Win Your Love."

Enjoy!

Romans, "Mystery Girl"

California Wives, "Marianne"

Friend Slash Lover, "Dear God"

Deap Vally, "Gonna Make My Own Money"

Slam Donahue, "I Turn On"

Pebaluna, "No, I Can't"

The Early November, "In Currents"

The Walkmen, "The Love You Love"

The Casket Lottery, "The Door"


Folks, "Skull & Bones"

Fighting With Wire, "Waiting On A Way To Believe"

Kelly Clarkson, "Miss Independent"

From 2003, here's Kelly Clarkson with "Miss Independent."

Enjoy!

Light And Dark: Our Interview With Richard Kadrey

People talk about celebrity crushes and man crushes, but what about a book crush? The feeling you get over a really great book or series that kind of leaks over on the author? Well, today I'm talking with Richard Kadrey, author of the Sandman Slim series (yeah, I've got a little of a book crush going), as well as other books, numerous stories, articles, and a comic book. His latest book, Devil Said Bang, will be released August 28th and he was kind enough to talk about it, his photography, movies, and music.

For our readers who aren't familiar with your work, can you tell us a little bit about your Sandman Slim series?
Well, Sandman Slim is a magician named James Stark. And by magician, it's what people would normally call a wizard or a warlock, but he would hesitate to use the word because it's a little bit too Harry Potter for him. And he's part of a magic circle with a number of other people including a guy name Mason Faim, and they're rivals. And to gain power, Mason makes a deal with some nefarious types and sends Stark to Hell. And Stark spends eleven years in Hell alive and finally escapes from there when he finds that his girlfriend has just been murdered.

So the first book is actually Stark's story coming back from Hell and looking for revenge on the people who sent him there. The other books expand from there, taking him into much larger conspiracies and having to deal with the Sub Rosa world and the possible end to all existence.

Your next book, Devil Said Bang, is coming out in August. Can you give us any plot details or spoilers, or do we need to wait?
Well, I hate to... this is the book in which after three other books, Stark has to deal with his past. A lot of stuff happens in the book where the events of the first three books kind of come back to haunt Stark and his very kind of ruthless point of view and the way he solves problems, which is hurting and killing a lot of people. So he has to deal with all the consequences of that. Plus, he's stuck in Hell again, so he has to try and get back home.

Now, I've heard that you are actually planning several more books after this. Can we look for more Sandman Slim?
There will be at least two more books. So there will be a total of six, and after that, we'll see if there are other stories to tell.

I'm excited because I hate when there's an author that comes out with one or two really great books and they kind of end, and you just want more of them.
No, I know the feeling. As a reader, I know exactly that feeling.

CD Review: Jellyfish, Live At Bogart's

We were sending around emails the other day at Culture Brats HQ, discussing our dream '90s nostalgia festival lineups. Oddly, not one of us mentioned Jellyfish.

Why? We just forgot about them.

And that's a shame. Jellyfish made some of the catchiest, toe-tappingest, finger-snappingest tunes in the '90s, music that couldn't help but bring a smile to your face. There was no reason we should've been allowed to have forgotten about them because the band should've been a household name. Enter this awesome live disc to jar your memory and win over some new fans as well.

Recorded at a 1991 show, Live At Bogart's featured Spilt Milk's "Bye Bye Bye," two songs not on either of their major releases ("Hello" and "Will You Marry Me"), and a number of cover tunes (Argent's "Hold Your Head Up," Player's "Baby Come Back," Badfinger's "No Matter What," and Wings' "Let 'Em In"), but the majority of the set came from the band's debut, Bellybutton. You've got all your favorites: "The King Is Half-Undressed," "I Wanna Stay Home," "Now She Knows She's Wrong," "Baby's Coming Back," "All I Want Is Everything," "The Man I Used To Be,"--hell, the only track from Bellybutton not performed live on Live At Bogart's is "Bedspring Kiss."

So how is Live At Bogart's? Fun. Awesome. Seriously, it's a trip down memory lane, a blast from the past that makes you remember a band that never got a fair shake from the public. The songs are great, the covers are inspired, and Andy Sturmer sounds superb. This is a great live performance that captures the band on the cusp of stardom that unfortunately never came to be.

In Honor Of Comic-Con

Fellow geeks, I give you one of the geekiest videos to hit the net in a long, long time. Nathan Fillion, Alan Tudyk, Adam Baldwin, Joel Moore, Zachary Levi, Tricia Helfer, and more. This is actually part 3/3 of a series but it's the best one so just go with it.


Nerd Machine: Trailer Park Heroes Pt. 3 - Watch More Funny Videos

Stay safe at Comic-Con my geeks! (And if you win that special Dark Knight Rises screening, YOU ARE INVITING ME.)

AG, "I Wanna Be Your Man"

From 2012, here's AG with "I Wanna Be Your Man."

Enjoy!

Top 20 Albums Of 1984 (Nos. 1-5)

For this week's Ranked!, we compiled our twenty favorite albums released in 1984. Did we get it right? Let us know in the comments!

Here are numbers 1-5:

5. Wham!, Make It Big

It seems that Wham! titled their album as this in order to create a self-fulfilling prophecy. They had already tested the waters with their lukewarm first album, and they came out, pop-music guns-a-blazin' with Make It Big. I don't even need to describe this album because almost every song is burned into the mind of anyone who lived through the eighties: "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go," "Everything She Wants," "Freedom" (which, in my opinion is pop perfection), and "Careless Whisper" with the saxophone solo heard 'round the world. Despite being pure pop, George Michael's fantastic, smooth singing voice is one of the best of this era. My only question is: what's Andrew Ridgely up to these days?--Robin

Top 20 Albums Of 1984 (Nos. 6-10)

For this week's Ranked!, we compiled our twenty favorite albums released in 1984. Did we get it right? Let us know in the comments!

Here are numbers 6-10:

10. Twisted Sister, Stay Hungry

From the moment I first saw the video for "We're Not Gonna Take It," I was hooked. But how could I not be? The video had huge hulking guys dressed in drag, cartoon violence, Animal House references, cowbell, and featured a song about questioning authority. It was crack for a fourteen year old. Truth be told, I probably played this album more than any other on the list, save our #1. I still know the lyrics to every song, from opener "Stay Hungry" to closer "S.M.F.," and every song in between. In fact, I'm going to dig the CD out right now and give it another spin.--Chris

Top 20 Albums Of 1984 (Nos. 11-15)

For this week's Ranked!, we compiled our twenty favorite albums released in 1984. Did we get it right? Let us know in the comments!

Here are numbers 11-15:

15. Don Henley, Building The Perfect Beast

Aside from "Good Vibrations," I consider the "The Boys Of Summer" the greatest summer song of all time. Maybe it's because I heard it all the time the summer of '85 (when it and the video were everywhere) with my cheap Walkman knock-off with the orange-foam covered headphones. But frankly, I think it's a glorious song, an ode to love and loss that masks its poignancy with its sun-drenched production, only catching up to you when you pause to consider what's being sung. Henley was obviously the most talented ex-Eagle, and he eschewed the Miami Vice bullshit of his bandmates for catchy, observant ruminations within his music. Building The Perfect Beast is his strongest set, and it's not limited to just "The Boys Of Summer." The other hits, "All She Wants To Do Is Dance" and "Sunset Grill," are both excellent, and although the rest of the album suffers from a few too many mid-'80s synthesizers, the songs themselves are great explorations of the southern California lifestyle and its sometimes unseemly underbelly. And it's a million times better than anything Glen Frey ever did, so there.--CroutonBoy

Top 20 Albums Of 1984 (Nos. 16-20)

For this week's Ranked!, we compiled our twenty favorite albums released in 1984. Did we get it right? Let us know in the comments!

Here are numbers 16-20:

20. Various Artists, Beverly Hills Cop Soundtrack

Beverly Hills Cop was a monster hit in 1984, and its soundtrack is also pretty damn good. Harold Faltermeyer, king of the '80s action movie score, wrote the instant classic "Axel F" for the film. The soundtrack also had "The Heat Is On" written by Faltermeyer and performed by Glenn Frey. It's a song that came to define the summer jam. Follow that up with "Neutron Dance" and "Stir It Up," and you've got an instantly awesome soundtrack.--Archphoenix

First Listen: The Killers, "Runaways"

New Killers! And that's all you really need to know.

Alyson Greenfield, "Gangsta's Paradise"

From 2011, here's Alyson Greenfield with "Gangsta's Paradise."

Enjoy!

CD Review: Johnny Hickman, "Tilting"

Tilting marks the second album from Johnny Hickman, Cracker's co-founder and lead guitarist. Seven-word review: if you dig Cracker, you'll dig Tilting.

I've always been a huge fan of Cracker; I've seen them live more often than other band. Some of my favorite tracks are when Hickman wrestles the mic away from David Lowery (most notably, "Wedding Day" from 1998's Gentleman's Blues). Hickman's Cracker tunes always had a humorous, cynical edge to them. The same can be said for Tilting.

Favorite tracks: "Measure Of A Man," "Destiny Misspent," the cynical "Not Enough," "Dream Along With Me," "Another Road," and my favorite track on the album, "Sick Cynthia Thing."



Farmer Ted's Sister Rocks!

Hey!

Did you catch our Song Of The Day this morning? No? Well, here's the video:



That's Mary C And The Stellars performing "Get Me Through."

Guess who Mary C's older brother is?

Anthony Michael Hall!

But that's not all!

Frank Ocean Does Jimmy Fallon

Here's Frank Ocean performing "Bad Religion" on last night's Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.

All I can say is... damn.

Jean-Claude Van Damme Makes Some Mighty Fine Snow Angels

If this isn't the strangest commercial you see all day, you need to tell me what channel you're watching.



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Mary C And The Stellars, "Get Me Through"

From 2012, here's Mary C And The Stellars with "Get Me Through."

Enjoy!

Five Reasons You Should Be Happy You Won't Be Going To Comic-Con



This weekend is the annual Comic-Con International in San Diego. Unless you are living under a pop-culture rock, Comic-Con is THE place to be for all things pop culture: exclusive screenings and cast appearances, celebrity appearances from the obscure (Peter Mayhew shows up every year) to the huge. You may be feeling some envy for the hundreds of thousands of fans descending in San Diego this weekend.

Three years ago, after wistfully reading about all the appearances and programs for several years, I took the plunge and made the trip. A month's paycheck and half of my sanity later, I found it to be one of the most exhilarating yet one of the most exasperating experiences of my life. I can assure you of five reasons you are better off enjoying it from afar:

1. Only Bruce Wayne could afford it.
Comic-Con is a big source of tourist income for San Diego, and the hotels and restaurants know it. Not only do you have to make reservations up to a year in advance, you'll pay exorbitant prices for a hotel room. Unless you think ahead to bring your own food (and if you can find a grocery store in downtown San Diego), you'll wait in a long line for conference center concessions and eat an eight dollar slice of microwave pizza.

2. You'll get more information than Professor X's Cerebro.
Sure, all the studios and networks make sure they promote their shows, but it is information overload; do you really want to see all those panels about shows you may or may not watch? I waited in line for several hours to see the an advance showing of the of the reboot of the show V. Where is that show now?

Of course, there is the rare moment when you are present for an amazing reveal: one year, the cast of The Avengers movie was introduced and Joss Whedon was announced as director- but those moments are rare, and only if you've been patient waiting for entry. Which brings me to:

3. It's more crowded than three times the population of Gotham City.
Imagine the biggest crowd you've been in. Now multiply that by at least four. Shuffling along the exhibit hall at a rate of ten feet in ten minutes is exhausting. And considering all you've had to sustain you is the overpriced pizza.

The huge crowds mean huge lines. If there is a panel you want to see, you would have to get in line a minimum of three hours beforehand to possibly gain entry. And that's for a space at the back of the exhibit hall where the people on stage appear as small as ants and you end up watching them on the projection screens anyway. There are lines for the bathroom (yes, even for the men), lines for the water fountain, lines to enter the building, lines to exit the building, and lines to cross the street.

4. It used to be like the original 1940s Minutemen, but now it's more like the 1980s Watchmen.
Comic-Con doesn't necessarily have the same focus that it did in the past, which was originally Science Fiction/Fantasy/Comics. Sure, people love Community and Workaholics, but what business do these shows have with panels at Comic-Con? The Con used to be a large gathering for superfans with fringe interests to geek-out without consequences. Now, it seems to be a weekend in July where all of Hollywood just transplants itself in downtown San Diego.

5. The news travels faster than the speed of light.
Everything that happens at the Con is posted online the moment it happens. Twitter feeds (follow #sdcc), film and tv websites, and Facebook pages post everything as it happens. You can relax in the comfort of your non-crowded, temperate climate home, open several web browsers and follow everything. You may get a piece of news quicker than someone at a panel who looks down for a few seconds. You'll even get organized slide shows of the best cosplay costumes, and you can gawk at the pictures all you want without feeling creepy.

Then again, if you have a dispensable income, unlimited vacation time, infinite patience, ability to sustain yourself on one meal a day, and a super ability to not mind invasion of your personal space, why not go if for nothing but to have the experience. Even two years after my trip, despite the downsides, I still find myself starting sentences with "This one time, at Comic-Com..."

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First Look: Pitch Perfect

I meant to post this a few weeks ago, but I forgot. But it's too funny not to post it three weeks late...

Europe, "The Final Countdown"

From 1986, here's Europe with "The Final Countdown."

Enjoy!

Zac Brown Band, "The Wind"

Atlas Genius, "Back Seat"

Summer Camp, "City"

Tremor Low, "Kingmaker"

Melissa Etheridge, "Falling Up"

I Call Fives, "The Fall Guy"

The I.D., "A Bigger Picture"

Imagine Dragons, "It's Time"

From 2012, here's "It's Time" by Imagine Dragons.

Enjoy!

Total Recall Trailer #2

The latest Total Recall trailer has a fun wink to the past.



Three breasted alien lady!

Did anyone else get a bit of a Blade Runner vibe off this one?

Tubeway Army, "Are Friends Electric?"

From 1979, here's Tubeway Army with "Are Friends Electric?"

Enjoy!

Miley Cyrus, "Party In The U.S.A."

From 2009, here's Miley Cyrus with "Party In The U.S.A."

Enjoy!

Clad In The Red, White, And Blue

For the Fourth of July, we're looking at some patriotic fashion. There are some people who make dressing patriotically look good. For example, here are Ke$ha and Katy Perry looking pretty damn cute in their red, white, and blues.



But let's be honest, for the rest of us sporting the stars and stripes tends to look downright cheesy. Spirited maybe, even fun, but not sexy rock star (damn you Ke$ha and Katy!). Which is why most of us stick with a good old flag t-shirt. Maybe some accessories. Not to mention that it is really hard for most of us to rock large stripes in a brilliant color.

Such as... what I've always dreamed my butt could look like.



First Look: Craigslist Joe

This looks pretty cool.

Gang Of Four, "To Hell With Poverty"

From 1981, here's Gang Of Four with "To Hell With Poverty."

Enjoy!

Candy Coated Fury: Our Interview With Reel Big Fish's Aaron Barrett

PHOTO CREDIT: Rob Inderrieden

Few bands stay together for fifteen years, much less maintain the energy and creativity like Reel Big Fish. Their mix of rock with ska influences have stood the test of time throughout rock movements and music fads. Multi-year veterans of the Warped Tour, Reel Big Fish are about to release their seventh studio album, Candy Coated Fury. Singer Aaron Barrett spoke with us about the new album, their tour with Goldfinger, and more:

Candy Coated Fury is your seventh album and unlike the last album, consists of original songs instead of covers. How do you decide when to record and release covers or original songs?
Actually, our last release was a "best of" collection and before that, an album of acoustic versions of our songs but the covers album was just a fun thing to do. We had never done a proper covers album and we had no new songs written at the time, so that's why we released Fame, Fortune and Fornication. There's no scientific method to why we do things, it just seemed like a fun idea at the time, and it was a lot of fun to do.

Does Candy Coated Fury represent a new direction musically or lyrically for the band?
Not at all, on this album we are doing what we do best! Candy Coated Fury pretty much describes what Reel Big Fish does. Hateful, mean, sarcastic and sometimes sad lyrics over happy, wacky, silly, joyous, fast music that makes you want to dance. It's candy coated fury and it sums our band, our humor, and message up in 3 words. I definitely was very conscious this time about how danceable the songs were and how they make you move when you listen to them. It had been a long time since I really thought about the danceability of our songs. Also, I was very conscious about the lyrics. I really wanted to recapture that same angry, hateful humor from the first two albums, Turn The Radio Off and Why Do They Rock So Hard?, and I definitely tried to write some angry hateful love songs too because I haven't written any of those in a long time and our first two albums also had a lot of those.


First Look: Red Hook Summer

Look! A new Spike Lee Joint!

The Nails, "88 Lines About 44 Women"

From 1984, here's "88 Lines About 44 Women" from The Nails.

Enjoy!