I just realized I'll never be as smart as my phone.
— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) June 2, 2013
I know how to say "have you farted?" In Farsi.
— Simon Le Bon (@SimonJCLeBON) June 2, 2013
"Okay, M. Night, we're going to give you just a few dozen more chances, and then seriously, THAT'S IT." -- Hollywood
— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) June 1, 2013
Jay Lo & Rod doing EDM. What does that tell you?
— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) June 1, 2013
Have a great weekend, for those that missed it! youtube.com/watch?v=zdVWgv… fb.me/2f3sKAvHG
— Holly Johnson (@TheHollyJohnson) June 1, 2013
I'm toying with names for my imaginary prog rock band. The Moog Swings? I know it's pronounced like "mogue"...but I don't care. #iheartmoog
— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) June 1, 2013
This is where it all started #FFFeldman sings "Something in Your Eyes" at 3rd Annual Nickelodeon K...: youtu.be/LuzjJTBKmn4 via @youtube
— Corey Feldman (@Corey_Feldman) June 1, 2013
I heart @rupaul ! twitter.com/DebbieGibson/s…
— Debbie Gibson (@DebbieGibson) June 1, 2013
Milk Snakes were doing the nasty in our garden last night! two intertwined
— KATE PIERSON (@THEKATEPIERSON) May 31, 2013
Guy in his late fifties from cable company: "I write songs sometimes, too. We need to write together."Me: "Hmmm. Define 'need."
— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) May 30, 2013
Hey guys- I just joined this new thing called Instagram. It's gonna be huge!!! Check it out.
— Joey McIntyre (@joeymcintyre) May 30, 2013
At Storage Warsthe 1st thing that happened is Berry giving me a Walnut .Berry said "step on it!" So I did! Inside was a condom! Baby Jesus
— Rowdy Roddy Piper (@R_Roddy_Piper) May 29, 2013
#Trollfoot wit Jessie n' Waynesay.ly/ItS5Vkm
— Danny DeVito (@DannyDeVito) May 29, 2013
