Review: Final Destination 5 Trailer

Six things I noticed/learned while watching the Final Destination 5 trailer:

1. It looks just like Final Destination.
2. It looks just like Final Destination 2.
3. It looks just like Final Destination 3.
4. It looks just like The Final Destination.
5. Apparently, The Final Destination was a lie.
6. They're no longer calling it Anal Destination. Boo! Hiss!

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Why Calling Your Movie 5nal Destination Is A Dumb Idea

Rule #1 in selling a product: make sure people can order your product. And if they can't pronounce it, they can't order it.

Hear my words, Hollywood!

The people behind the Final Destination series have decided to name its fifth installment 5nal Destination. What the 7734? (Calculator Cursing for the nerds. Holla!)

"Yes, I'd like two tickets to... Fivenal Destination?"

Catchy!

And you know some prankster kid is going to flip that 5 on the marquee so that



becomes



"Yes, I'd like two tickets to... Anal Destination."

Sounds like a fun Friday night!