I'd Like Whatever They're Smoking

Clearly they're smoking the very best stuff in Hollywood because no sober person would have come up with this latest idea.

On deck is a remake of the Jean Claude Van Damme film Bloodsport. Seriously. And Phillip Noyce (Salt, Rabbit Proof Fence) is on board to direct. Bloodsport. Seriously.

Not familiar with the '80s awesomeness of Bloodsport? Just watch this video. It removes all the boring plot and makes it what it should be: an epic fighting montage set to a cheesy song.



I like a good block of Velveeta as much as the next girl but this project needs to die.