Gag Me With A Tweet: Rob Lowe, Molly Ringwald, Richard Marx, And More!

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Tom Coughlin looks exactly like the neighbor who is very invested in kids staying off his yard.

— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) September 15, 2013

Strangest thing ever said to me on a red carpet: "I like your chicken." #wizardofoz75

— Molly Ringwald (@MollyRingwald) September 15, 2013

"Tick, tick, tick, fucker..."- My Forties

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) September 15, 2013

At the airport sitting on the floor waiting for the check in desk to open. I have over allowed for traffic yet again. Binty is NOT happy. GN

— Gary Numan Official (@numanofficial) September 14, 2013

I pray Rosie O'Donnell's learning how to twerk for the next Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards.

— julie brown (@missjuliebrown) September 14, 2013

"Would you rather eat a steak, or eat a plate full of snot?" -- my daughter, testing the limits of my vegetarianism

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) September 14, 2013

I got my toys fixed y'all,, 2 go kartz 2 mopeds and my bike,,,,I got one of the fastest street bikes ever made pic.twitter.com/T3keq98Bj3

— William J. Drayton (@FlavorFlav) September 13, 2013

1 of my fave moments filming A2 was after we shot this our director said "what a couple of aholes" ha pic.twitter.com/PK384M9FWM

— christina applegate (@1capplegate) September 13, 2013

Shit gets really real in airport bars...

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) September 13, 2013

@insaneClownPosse totally keeping Faygo in business ..It's a wonder why Faygo corp hasn't given ICP stock. IPO for the juggalos

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) September 13, 2013

My @xoBetseyJohnson dress! My signature limited edition #Rickenbacker ! My Louis XIV hairdo? #TBT #The80s pic.twitter.com/E13IIedmgL

— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) September 12, 2013

My son Harper just proposed to his partner Joe from... a helicopter! Of course the answer was Yes :) pic.twitter.com/BqyLnkCA7c

— Thomas Dolby (@ThomasDolby) September 12, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Nikki Sixx, Michael Sweet, Belinda Carlisle, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

I remember when my mom first saw my arms sleeved in the late 80's she asked if was joining the circus.I said "I already had"#KRÜE #Mötley

— Nikki Sixx (@NikkiSixx) September 9, 2013

If you could assemble a dream package/tour of 3-4 rock/metal bands from 80's, who would you choose? Who knows, maybe it'll trend & happen!

— MichaelSweet Stryper (@michaelhsweet) September 8, 2013

I've decided I intensely dislike skinny jeans

— Belinda Carlisle (@belindaofficial) September 7, 2013

Just gave my bullshit Optometrist a bad review on Yelp....and felt better. Now I don't have to bring her up in therapy. Thanks Yelp!

— julie brown (@missjuliebrown) September 6, 2013

If you are shallow almost anything can sound deep!

— Boy George (@BoyGeorge) September 5, 2013

Isn't it a Rock n Roll imperative that every band make a pilgrimage to Stonehenge? #TBT #80s #Bangles #SpinalTap pic.twitter.com/axo1phejCV

— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) September 5, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Gene Simmons, Roddy Piper, Johnette Napolitano, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Tupac. pic.twitter.com/TUXSifFKmp

— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) September 1, 2013

Someone left this on my car... They have no idea how lucky THEY are. It was nice they gave me a break lol pic.twitter.com/7Ab1tI7WbU

— Rowdy Roddy Piper (@R_Roddy_Piper) August 31, 2013

Delicious taco, delicious kabab..NY street food rules. Bought clean bra & panties. Just for u, NY..it's a shvitz.

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) August 31, 2013

Give me the strength not to bitch about TV Talent Shows

— Holly Johnson (@TheHollyJohnson) August 31, 2013

Just before I walk on stage, the feeling is a mix of: OMG! How did I get here? Is this a dream? Fuck yeah let's rock!

— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) August 31, 2013

Stan Lee approved! pic.twitter.com/GFTSP97zOo

— David Hasselhoff (@DavidHasselhoff) August 31, 2013

So glad there was no internet in the 80s. My feuds would have been relentless! Lol!

— Boy George (@BoyGeorge) August 31, 2013

Not to raise expectations, but my next album is shaping up to be one of the greatest human achievements since the dawn of civilization.

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) August 30, 2013

Today I kept my son karma home from school because he was really exhausted he's in the 1rst grade,, Tired or not he will be on shcool on Mon

— William J. Drayton (@FlavorFlav) August 30, 2013

Seeing the development of @MileyCyrus's Pilates Body in her latest Bangerz Pics is great, she's hot alright! Forget ur detractors, enjoy!

— Billy Idol (@BillyIdol) August 30, 2013

What is it about finding an empty parking space NYC that makes you feel so insecure? You think there must be something wrong with it!

— Dee Snider (@deesnider) August 29, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Roddy Piper, Corey Feldman, Boy George, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Had a coke with Jim Brown and Darly Starwberry! I can see why they were H.O.Fers! Good men!

— Rowdy Roddy Piper (@R_Roddy_Piper) August 24, 2013

I HAVEN'T DONE COCAINE OR ANY OTHER HARD DRUG N OVER 20 YEARS! I DON'T DO METH, AND IM NOT A JUNKIE! SO STOP TRYING 2 CHANGE THE TRUTH!

— Corey Feldman (@Corey_Feldman) August 24, 2013

Get rid of nasty drug dealers and have legal dealers in suits. Like when Thatcher turned trade unionists into fat cats. Genius!

— Boy George (@BoyGeorge) August 24, 2013

My WH pals. pic.twitter.com/MWSKc2jeXV

— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) August 24, 2013

Thanks @realJonLovitz for having me on the show. My sides hurt from laughing so hard. pic.twitter.com/hLdD5HCPSd

— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) August 24, 2013

Just for fun I visited my old MySpace page. Yeah, it’s still there, but now there's a bunch of kids skateboarding in the swimming pool.

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) August 21, 2013

He or she that dies with most toys...leaves them to his or her family who either sell them for half their worth or run them into the ground!

— Dee Snider (@deesnider) August 21, 2013

Ok, I'm back. What did I miss?

— Molly Ringwald (@MollyRingwald) August 21, 2013

Today just got fucking incredible!!!!!!!

— T O M M Y L E E (@MrTommyLand) August 21, 2013

PS: If the occasional F-bomb offends you, you should probably un-fucking follow me immediately.

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) August 20, 2013

It usually does take me a little while to get back into the swim of things upon returning home from hol.

— Simon Le Bon (@SimonJCLeBON) August 20, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Jane Wiedlin, Boy George, Weird Al Yankovic, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

I keep getting spam from #SingleChristianMingle so today I wrote them back: pic.twitter.com/GP7BPIM1CB

— Jane Wiedlin (@janewiedlin) August 18, 2013

“If you've never eaten while crying you don't know what life tastes like.”

— Boy George (@BoyGeorge) August 18, 2013

oh, and then I took over Parliament with a pose they couldn't manage. c http://t.co/mTUgwWCCOI

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) August 18, 2013

Who has 17 thumbs after purchasing a mint severed thumb collection on eBay? THIS guy!

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) August 17, 2013

"Kindly go fuck yourself. Oops, wrong recipient." Me, 1st thing this morning. Dont text before coffee. iiii]; )'

— Slash (@Slash) August 17, 2013

I'm sure flies have a purpose in the world, but hell if I can figure out what it is.

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) August 17, 2013

Great show last night, thank you! pic.twitter.com/dDTUXPs6p3

— STEPHEN PEARCY (@StephenEPearcy) August 17, 2013

PRESENTING THE BRAND NEW LOOK OF @CoreysAngels presented by @sydneymariausa w @CourtneyAnne12 @jsurls pic.twitter.com/DSGwaB9jqP

— Corey Feldman (@Corey_Feldman) August 17, 2013

#FlashbackFriday 1987 Doing my best @JohnStamos impression pic.twitter.com/Pz6L7lBR0v

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) August 17, 2013

For some inexplicable reason I find flipping through the big IKEA catalogue strangely calming.

— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) August 17, 2013

Game: Blouses http://t.co/3jShq2r9Ci http://t.co/3oEI8kQsKB http://t.co/G0uLp2mbJk pic.twitter.com/dNwDPifP8j

— PRINCE 3RDEYEGIRL (@3rdeyegirl) August 16, 2013

..It's real. pic.twitter.com/vJkwUiO6mc

— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) August 16, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Michael Sweet, Charlie Sheen, Corey Feldman, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Funds are tight these days regarding touring. Here's the new @Stryper bus - it's cheap:-) pic.twitter.com/SyGyrAXeQX

— MichaelSweet Stryper (@michaelhsweet) August 11, 2013

all I want for my 48th on Sep 3, is five mins with James Franco (GENIUS!!) "guy was a lingerer" and more of this: c http://t.co/QFC4oNwGZE

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) August 11, 2013

Just monkeying around @Playboy mansion today!! ;) pic.twitter.com/qZ6lsFA0qA

— Corey Feldman (@Corey_Feldman) August 11, 2013

Man. When the desert gives the magic, there's no fucking around. Coco! Let's get tacos!

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) August 10, 2013

I'm in New Orleans, people are rocking out to 'fight for your right to party' and its just lunch time...

— Bryan Adams (@bryanadams) August 10, 2013

Why are people sooooo ridiculous and unable to detect humour or sarcasm? Fuck em!

— Boy George (@BoyGeorge) August 9, 2013

So Jim Carrey takes the money for a a movie and then refuses to promote it? What about the people who put their balls on the line? #Douche

— Nikki Sixx (@NikkiSixx) August 9, 2013

To be honest, there's some great stuff going on, & some crap. So I'm balanced in a way that flicks from happy to fucked off once an hour. GN

— Gary Numan Official (@numanofficial) August 9, 2013

It was a Saturday night in 1988 and Danny DeVito was the host... #TBT pic.twitter.com/A5sEysicMy

— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) August 9, 2013

Today I start learning Spanish. I feel like I'm missing some amazing statements. Plus I don't want people talking shit about me I don't get.

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) August 8, 2013

Adam Ant, David Lee Roth, Martha Quinn, And More: Gag Me With A Tweet

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Believe it or not I was asked for proof of age today in Kentucky when buying an alcoholic lolly. No Joke, astonished lol - AA

— Adam Ant (@AdamAOfficial) August 4, 2013

Guaranteed, honey, more vampire roles than we're gonna know what to do with ... pic.twitter.com/awfKZrk1Is

— David Lee Roth (@DavidLeeRoth) August 3, 2013

Early MTV was "share one sandwich n drag own equipment to Gazzarri's" era. 32 yrs ago 2day MTVers on SCHOOL BUS to NJ bar for launch #heaven

— Martha Quinn (@MarthaQuinn) July 31, 2013

Amazing how a dab of makeup & micro hot pants transform innocent Miley. & that must have collectible doll! pic.twitter.com/E6zmFS9YvI

— Fred Schneider (@FredSchneider3) July 31, 2013

What IS it about Superglue that it never goes on exactly where u want & fingers always get stuck 2gether?

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) July 31, 2013

300,000 followers!! Thank you Twitter!! Now go buy my album!! Ok!? No seriously, thank you all! Now, go buy my album.

— Sebastian Bach (@sebastianbach) July 30, 2013

Raven, my 9 year old, just said "Dad, you smell nice, like the toilet on the Air New Zealand plane." Compliment or insult? I can't tell. GN

— Gary Numan Official (@numanofficial) July 30, 2013

Shorts & dWogs. pic.twitter.com/Oeaf1X0Fcu

— Simon Le Bon (@SimonJCLeBON) July 30, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Gene Simmons, "Weird" Al Yankovic, Joey McIntyre, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

No matter how many times I told this young man that the job has been taken, he kept sticking his tongue out. pic.twitter.com/LQjm7wyBgo

— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) July 28, 2013

Fun game: If you’re on “Jeopardy” begin all of your questions will “Pray tell…” and see how long it takes before Alex Trebek strangles you.

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) July 28, 2013

At #mixtapefestival, walked out of catering and heard my name being screamed. I turned to wave- they were screaming for @JoeJonas #toughday

— Joey McIntyre (@joeymcintyre) July 28, 2013

I walked past @bjork in New York but she avoided my gaze and so I whispered 'Tree Frog' and chuckled to myself!

— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) July 27, 2013

Watch out - another artist has seen the culk pic.twitter.com/sfridZif3M

— John Cusack (@johncusack) July 27, 2013

The 80's. When the hair was almost as big as the guitar. #TBT pic.twitter.com/cFQnUHA6Vl

— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) July 26, 2013

Spent my first royalty check on one of these, maybe even the same year as this one! I was 21 & spontaneous:) pic.twitter.com/kYFb3OtdxA

— MichaelSweet Stryper (@michaelhsweet) July 25, 2013

#Trollfoot 'n Sunny BHCA http://t.co/e5s474f9wM

— Danny DeVito (@DannyDeVito) July 25, 2013

we've got a sign now, we're official #nightranger @nightranger pic.twitter.com/jLRhQF38N9

— Jack Blades (@JackBlades) July 25, 2013

It's like my grandfather used to say when I was a kid, "Work hard, pay your taxes, enjoy life, and don't text pictures of your dick."

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) July 25, 2013

People who transport bad songs across state lines should be prosecuted 4 "distributing stupidity" to the public. Do we have laws for this?

— Perry Farrell (@perryfarrell) July 25, 2013

Forgot.... Graffiti from another walk a while back. Made me laugh.... pic.twitter.com/zhbGMur7Y9

— Belinda Carlisle (@belindaofficial) July 25, 2013

No T in fool! Apart from the Spanish way 'tonto' Don’t speak Spanish, just learned fool in every language, so I can pity them wherever I go.

— Mr. T (@MrT) July 25, 2013

Meetings this morning for my Christmas musical. Full speed ahead for off-Broadway run this holiday season! Fingers crossed! This show rocks!

— Dee Snider (@deesnider) July 25, 2013

They got my name wrong on the concert poster. Do I care? #airportmalaga pic.twitter.com/Dc5OgCL7Yr

— Bryan Adams (@bryanadams) July 23, 2013

I don't need Emmy nods. I have a PERFECT SCORE on mutha-effin' Rock Band! Medium setting! I resign from show business! I am a Golden God!

— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) July 23, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Danny DeVito, Slash, Joey McIntyre, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Yo bitches

— Danny DeVito (@DannyDeVito) July 21, 2013

Just woke up to a ton of "Happy 26 year Anniversary" mentions for AFD. I love that that record means so much to so many. Thank u. iiii]; )'

— Slash (@Slash) July 21, 2013

My buddy saw 2 girls getting their stomach pumped in the lobby of Target Center. Who says rock n' roll is dead? #nkotbware

— Joey McIntyre (@joeymcintyre) July 21, 2013

Drove for an hour & a half to a dog friendly beach. Way too cold by time we got there so drove all the way home again. What a fun day. GN

— Gary Numan Official (@numanofficial) July 21, 2013

Let the little girls dance. #FlashbackFriday #80s #Bangles #LongLiveTheFrug #BillyBland pic.twitter.com/F6yqplto2D

— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) July 19, 2013

When I agreed to RAP as a professional I let RickRubin know I planned to be taken seriously.I learned that frm what I read about BillRussell

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) July 17, 2013

Apparently all this time I've been trying to get on the cover of Rolling Stone the HARD way.

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) July 17, 2013

Who is the newest , maybe toughest female on the plant?

— Sylvester Stallone (@TheSlyStallone) July 17, 2013

Dear Lord: I promise when I get out of this courthouse I will not waste a minute of this day.

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) July 17, 2013

At DMV registering motorcycle. Everyone is staring like. "What's he doing here?'" Rockstars gotta register their vehicles too! ;)

— Dee Snider (@deesnider) July 15, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Johnette Napolitano, Corey Feldman, Boy George, And More!

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Flat tire. Guess the ghosts don't want me 2 leave..

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) July 14, 2013

I've been up crying all nite, cuz of what the media is saying about my video, they r brutally attacking me! It's terrible harassment! #awful

— Corey Feldman (@Corey_Feldman) July 14, 2013

Anything is catchy if it's played all day on the radio, even a fart on a loop could be stitched to your cranium!

— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) July 13, 2013

Charlie in Pacific Rim...check him out...Guillermo del Toro kicks ass

— Danny DeVito (@DannyDeVito) July 13, 2013

Vote for man's greatest gift: THE DISWASHER SANI SEATS FOAM HAND SOAP CHEEZITS AMY'S POT PIES

— Fred Schneider (@FredSchneider3) July 13, 2013

This guy tried to sell me an invisible horse last night. Told him I already had one. http://t.co/89bJblE6wM

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) July 12, 2013

Shopping and now packing for the tour

— Adam Ant (@AdamAOfficial) July 11, 2013

I have a zit on my face so big that on my flight home last night it qualified as a "carry on." #pubertyrepeating

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) July 11, 2013

Life is crazy https://t.co/TLFRVnWUl7

— Sebastian Bach (@sebastianbach) July 11, 2013

Day 20. Echo just threw Raven's shoe out the window. Forget the cinema, I'll show you World War Z. GN

— Gary Numan Official (@numanofficial) July 11, 2013

Falon and myself doing Adventure Time for Cartoon Network. Cool being Dad she's an honor student! #sup pic.twitter.com/noapYL6NF1

— Rowdy Roddy Piper (@R_Roddy_Piper) July 11, 2013

A blast from the past!!..... pic.twitter.com/0qRuTFQyaT

— William J. Drayton (@FlavorFlav) July 10, 2013

Social Media makes it a perfect playground for a cultural Civil war of brilliance vs bullsht. A philosophical battleground for minds & souls

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) July 10, 2013

My favourite song was Midnight Rambler.

— Simon Le Bon (@SimonJCLeBON) July 9, 2013

Mike Tyson and I at KISS MIMI GOLF course opening, Las Vegas. pic.twitter.com/3Sz5Lnkg1X

— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) July 9, 2013

I just remembered I had. MySpace page. But can't for the life of me remember my username or password. Ahh 2005, so long ago. SOL

— christina applegate (@1capplegate) July 8, 2013

I just had 1 of those moments where I realized, I lead a really whacked out life. Carry on. iiii]; )'

— Slash (@Slash) July 8, 2013