Gag Me With A Tweet: Michael Sweet, Charlie Sheen, Corey Feldman, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Funds are tight these days regarding touring. Here's the new @Stryper bus - it's cheap:-) pic.twitter.com/SyGyrAXeQX

— MichaelSweet Stryper (@michaelhsweet) August 11, 2013

all I want for my 48th on Sep 3, is five mins with James Franco (GENIUS!!) "guy was a lingerer" and more of this: c http://t.co/QFC4oNwGZE

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) August 11, 2013

Just monkeying around @Playboy mansion today!! ;) pic.twitter.com/qZ6lsFA0qA

— Corey Feldman (@Corey_Feldman) August 11, 2013

Man. When the desert gives the magic, there's no fucking around. Coco! Let's get tacos!

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) August 10, 2013

I'm in New Orleans, people are rocking out to 'fight for your right to party' and its just lunch time...

— Bryan Adams (@bryanadams) August 10, 2013

Why are people sooooo ridiculous and unable to detect humour or sarcasm? Fuck em!

— Boy George (@BoyGeorge) August 9, 2013

So Jim Carrey takes the money for a a movie and then refuses to promote it? What about the people who put their balls on the line? #Douche

— Nikki Sixx (@NikkiSixx) August 9, 2013

To be honest, there's some great stuff going on, & some crap. So I'm balanced in a way that flicks from happy to fucked off once an hour. GN

— Gary Numan Official (@numanofficial) August 9, 2013

It was a Saturday night in 1988 and Danny DeVito was the host... #TBT pic.twitter.com/A5sEysicMy

— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) August 9, 2013

Today I start learning Spanish. I feel like I'm missing some amazing statements. Plus I don't want people talking shit about me I don't get.

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) August 8, 2013

Adam Ant, David Lee Roth, Martha Quinn, And More: Gag Me With A Tweet

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Believe it or not I was asked for proof of age today in Kentucky when buying an alcoholic lolly. No Joke, astonished lol - AA

— Adam Ant (@AdamAOfficial) August 4, 2013

Guaranteed, honey, more vampire roles than we're gonna know what to do with ... pic.twitter.com/awfKZrk1Is

— David Lee Roth (@DavidLeeRoth) August 3, 2013

Early MTV was "share one sandwich n drag own equipment to Gazzarri's" era. 32 yrs ago 2day MTVers on SCHOOL BUS to NJ bar for launch #heaven

— Martha Quinn (@MarthaQuinn) July 31, 2013

Amazing how a dab of makeup & micro hot pants transform innocent Miley. & that must have collectible doll! pic.twitter.com/E6zmFS9YvI

— Fred Schneider (@FredSchneider3) July 31, 2013

What IS it about Superglue that it never goes on exactly where u want & fingers always get stuck 2gether?

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) July 31, 2013

300,000 followers!! Thank you Twitter!! Now go buy my album!! Ok!? No seriously, thank you all! Now, go buy my album.

— Sebastian Bach (@sebastianbach) July 30, 2013

Raven, my 9 year old, just said "Dad, you smell nice, like the toilet on the Air New Zealand plane." Compliment or insult? I can't tell. GN

— Gary Numan Official (@numanofficial) July 30, 2013

Shorts & dWogs. pic.twitter.com/Oeaf1X0Fcu

— Simon Le Bon (@SimonJCLeBON) July 30, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Gene Simmons, "Weird" Al Yankovic, Joey McIntyre, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

No matter how many times I told this young man that the job has been taken, he kept sticking his tongue out. pic.twitter.com/LQjm7wyBgo

— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) July 28, 2013

Fun game: If you’re on “Jeopardy” begin all of your questions will “Pray tell…” and see how long it takes before Alex Trebek strangles you.

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) July 28, 2013

At #mixtapefestival, walked out of catering and heard my name being screamed. I turned to wave- they were screaming for @JoeJonas #toughday

— Joey McIntyre (@joeymcintyre) July 28, 2013

I walked past @bjork in New York but she avoided my gaze and so I whispered 'Tree Frog' and chuckled to myself!

— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) July 27, 2013

Watch out - another artist has seen the culk pic.twitter.com/sfridZif3M

— John Cusack (@johncusack) July 27, 2013

The 80's. When the hair was almost as big as the guitar. #TBT pic.twitter.com/cFQnUHA6Vl

— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) July 26, 2013

Spent my first royalty check on one of these, maybe even the same year as this one! I was 21 & spontaneous:) pic.twitter.com/kYFb3OtdxA

— MichaelSweet Stryper (@michaelhsweet) July 25, 2013

#Trollfoot 'n Sunny BHCA http://t.co/e5s474f9wM

— Danny DeVito (@DannyDeVito) July 25, 2013

we've got a sign now, we're official #nightranger @nightranger pic.twitter.com/jLRhQF38N9

— Jack Blades (@JackBlades) July 25, 2013

It's like my grandfather used to say when I was a kid, "Work hard, pay your taxes, enjoy life, and don't text pictures of your dick."

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) July 25, 2013

People who transport bad songs across state lines should be prosecuted 4 "distributing stupidity" to the public. Do we have laws for this?

— Perry Farrell (@perryfarrell) July 25, 2013

Forgot.... Graffiti from another walk a while back. Made me laugh.... pic.twitter.com/zhbGMur7Y9

— Belinda Carlisle (@belindaofficial) July 25, 2013

No T in fool! Apart from the Spanish way 'tonto' Don’t speak Spanish, just learned fool in every language, so I can pity them wherever I go.

— Mr. T (@MrT) July 25, 2013

Meetings this morning for my Christmas musical. Full speed ahead for off-Broadway run this holiday season! Fingers crossed! This show rocks!

— Dee Snider (@deesnider) July 25, 2013

They got my name wrong on the concert poster. Do I care? #airportmalaga pic.twitter.com/Dc5OgCL7Yr

— Bryan Adams (@bryanadams) July 23, 2013

I don't need Emmy nods. I have a PERFECT SCORE on mutha-effin' Rock Band! Medium setting! I resign from show business! I am a Golden God!

— Rob Lowe (@RobLowe) July 23, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Danny DeVito, Slash, Joey McIntyre, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Yo bitches

— Danny DeVito (@DannyDeVito) July 21, 2013

Just woke up to a ton of "Happy 26 year Anniversary" mentions for AFD. I love that that record means so much to so many. Thank u. iiii]; )'

— Slash (@Slash) July 21, 2013

My buddy saw 2 girls getting their stomach pumped in the lobby of Target Center. Who says rock n' roll is dead? #nkotbware

— Joey McIntyre (@joeymcintyre) July 21, 2013

Drove for an hour & a half to a dog friendly beach. Way too cold by time we got there so drove all the way home again. What a fun day. GN

— Gary Numan Official (@numanofficial) July 21, 2013

Let the little girls dance. #FlashbackFriday #80s #Bangles #LongLiveTheFrug #BillyBland pic.twitter.com/F6yqplto2D

— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) July 19, 2013

When I agreed to RAP as a professional I let RickRubin know I planned to be taken seriously.I learned that frm what I read about BillRussell

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) July 17, 2013

Apparently all this time I've been trying to get on the cover of Rolling Stone the HARD way.

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) July 17, 2013

Who is the newest , maybe toughest female on the plant?

— Sylvester Stallone (@TheSlyStallone) July 17, 2013

Dear Lord: I promise when I get out of this courthouse I will not waste a minute of this day.

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) July 17, 2013

At DMV registering motorcycle. Everyone is staring like. "What's he doing here?'" Rockstars gotta register their vehicles too! ;)

— Dee Snider (@deesnider) July 15, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Johnette Napolitano, Corey Feldman, Boy George, And More!

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Flat tire. Guess the ghosts don't want me 2 leave..

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) July 14, 2013

I've been up crying all nite, cuz of what the media is saying about my video, they r brutally attacking me! It's terrible harassment! #awful

— Corey Feldman (@Corey_Feldman) July 14, 2013

Anything is catchy if it's played all day on the radio, even a fart on a loop could be stitched to your cranium!

— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) July 13, 2013

Charlie in Pacific Rim...check him out...Guillermo del Toro kicks ass

— Danny DeVito (@DannyDeVito) July 13, 2013

Vote for man's greatest gift: THE DISWASHER SANI SEATS FOAM HAND SOAP CHEEZITS AMY'S POT PIES

— Fred Schneider (@FredSchneider3) July 13, 2013

This guy tried to sell me an invisible horse last night. Told him I already had one. http://t.co/89bJblE6wM

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) July 12, 2013

Shopping and now packing for the tour

— Adam Ant (@AdamAOfficial) July 11, 2013

I have a zit on my face so big that on my flight home last night it qualified as a "carry on." #pubertyrepeating

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) July 11, 2013

Life is crazy https://t.co/TLFRVnWUl7

— Sebastian Bach (@sebastianbach) July 11, 2013

Day 20. Echo just threw Raven's shoe out the window. Forget the cinema, I'll show you World War Z. GN

— Gary Numan Official (@numanofficial) July 11, 2013

Falon and myself doing Adventure Time for Cartoon Network. Cool being Dad she's an honor student! #sup pic.twitter.com/noapYL6NF1

— Rowdy Roddy Piper (@R_Roddy_Piper) July 11, 2013

A blast from the past!!..... pic.twitter.com/0qRuTFQyaT

— William J. Drayton (@FlavorFlav) July 10, 2013

Social Media makes it a perfect playground for a cultural Civil war of brilliance vs bullsht. A philosophical battleground for minds & souls

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) July 10, 2013

My favourite song was Midnight Rambler.

— Simon Le Bon (@SimonJCLeBON) July 9, 2013

Mike Tyson and I at KISS MIMI GOLF course opening, Las Vegas. pic.twitter.com/3Sz5Lnkg1X

— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) July 9, 2013

I just remembered I had. MySpace page. But can't for the life of me remember my username or password. Ahh 2005, so long ago. SOL

— christina applegate (@1capplegate) July 8, 2013

I just had 1 of those moments where I realized, I lead a really whacked out life. Carry on. iiii]; )'

— Slash (@Slash) July 8, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Nikki Sixx, Perry Farrell, Susanna Hoffs, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

I was watching a guy rapping really bad on SNL and I thought it was a skit but it turned out to be Macklemore.

— Nikki Sixx (@NikkiSixx) July 7, 2013

My life's ambition has been to write songs people fall in love with; have an unbridled desire for. A prized possession they'll never lose.

— Perry Farrell (@perryfarrell) July 6, 2013

Never underestimate the power of the rock 'n' roll handclap. Exhibits A, B, C: Eight Days A Week Cecilia Stuck in the Middle With You

— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) July 5, 2013

In a day that will live in infamy, Weekend At Bernie's was released 24 years ago today.

— Andrew McCarthy (@AndrewTMcCarthy) July 5, 2013

Saw "The Lone Ranger" today. I'm pretty sure the script was written while on peyote. By a bunch of high ho's.

— julie brown (@missjuliebrown) July 5, 2013

I'm not saying I LOVE the chorus to Selena Gomez' single, but.....not sayin' I don't.

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) July 3, 2013

I just washed my clothes in hotel room sink w volumizing shampoo. Do you think they will be a size bigger when they dry?

— Jane Wiedlin (@janewiedlin) July 2, 2013

"If ya see a shark Hooper, Swallow!" hey M J S and B; eat this remora lose-bagz how ya like me now? hash tag win c http://t.co/ryZV5eTh5T

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) July 2, 2013

I'm a Thrillionaire bitches!!!!!

— T O M M Y L E E (@MrTommyLand) July 2, 2013

Gene Simmons: 1973. First attempt at make up. We were a trio then. Peter, in the background. 10 E 23 St loft pic.twitter.com/A9IbejaZgq

— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) July 2, 2013

Day 11. Tahoe. Stayed on site all day. Watched Persia whittle a stick into a slightly smaller stick. A small dagger probably. GN

— Gary Numan Official (@numanofficial) July 2, 2013

I was on productivity roll. Acting, writing, singing. And then Candy Crush. #doomed

— Molly Ringwald (@MollyRingwald) July 1, 2013

Gotta get home. Work 2 do. Fuck the dollar store in Joshua Tree.

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) July 1, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Julie Brown, Boy George, Belinda Carlisle, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

Me as Mary Kate Olsen tonight at Improv Olympic! I was so hungry after playing Mary Kate, I ate a cigarette! pic.twitter.com/OmLmbSprSl

— julie brown (@missjuliebrown) July 1, 2013

These big companies like 'Star Bucks' build their dream on the spirit of community and then abscond with the golden beans!

— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) June 30, 2013

In my bunk, very cozy and coffin like :)... Nap time:!

— Belinda Carlisle (@belindaofficial) June 30, 2013

I am so much nicer, and so much .happier when I am allowed to sleep for as long as I need to. Why don't I sleep more often? I am going to ..

— Perry Farrell (@perryfarrell) June 30, 2013

I hate to say it, but can we all admit that Johnny Depp, who looked so cool as a pirate, looks very silly as an Indian

— Andrew McCarthy (@AndrewTMcCarthy) June 30, 2013

I've only 1/2 a quart of untainted blood left in me. & the plasma thieving mosquitos at Jurassic Forest took a good portion of it. iiii]; )'

— Slash (@Slash) June 30, 2013

One of those nights!! Baby Jesus!!! pic.twitter.com/cVuj8gNssw

— Rowdy Roddy Piper (@R_Roddy_Piper) June 30, 2013

On stage tonight singing with @BretMichaels here in Nebraska!..great crowd! : pic.twitter.com/RUCqlqLAW9

— Lita Ford (@litaford) June 30, 2013

Anyone remember this rap?!? https://t.co/rMvSlwbh2y

— Debbie Gibson (@DebbieGibson) June 30, 2013

Well immigration kept Flav from leaving the USA this Glastonbury weekend. This Sucks . The show goes on...sht, these damn governments ,..

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) June 29, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Roddy Piper, Charlie Sheen, Chuck D, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

I wish I was drinking when I decided to do Celebrity Wife Swap. I would have something to blame it on!

— Rowdy Roddy Piper (@R_Roddy_Piper) June 24, 2013

two vets. epic tools of their trade. Made from free range Kobe beef cows. when the game ends. you can eat it. c http://t.co/B6xwcf8j9P

— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) June 24, 2013

I have more dings than a surfboard.

— johnette napolitano (@therealjohnette) June 23, 2013

Crazy expensive cab ride to venue from airport w driver playing this urban drivel thinking the black guy in the back digs it.

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) June 22, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Gene Simmons, Nikki Six, Boy George, And More

Here's the latest Gag Me With A Tweet, our weekly look at some of the best tweets from some of our favorite '80s musicians, actors, and celebrities!

I was 14 years old here. pic.twitter.com/fAMzQ3B1p7

— Gene Simmons (@genesimmons) June 16, 2013

@NikkiSixx @theRATTpack Gladiators; Nikki Leader Sixx & Ratt Patrol Leader SEP pic.twitter.com/saiII1B8Xp

— STEPHEN PEARCY (@StephenEPearcy) June 16, 2013

Bob Geldof & Bono on BBC World News about global poverty. I'm not sure what to think. Bono could buy Spain! Lol!

— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) June 15, 2013

just lost 40 bucks in 3 minutes at blackjack. ugh....... off to soundcheck....

— Belinda Carlisle (@belindaofficial) June 15, 2013

Boy even Mozart doesn't 'grab me' anymore, dig? And Brahms, snoresville...

— Fred Schneider (@FredSchneider3) June 15, 2013

Some folks wake up and get the LA Times at their door. Me...I get lawsuits! Happy Saturday from the armpits of the world... paparazzi!! 📷🔫💰

— T O M M Y L E E (@MrTommyLand) June 15, 2013

Judy Tenuta and Downtown Julie Brown are lovely women. But the only people who ever confuse me with them are straight guys! Thank you gays!

— julie brown (@missjuliebrown) June 14, 2013

Tonight: I have given my children their spirit names. Smack Face and Punt Butt. Both are unconscious and asleep- can't really argue.

— Perry Farrell (@perryfarrell) June 14, 2013

Mammerz..!!!! I love you from your daddy,!! Found your twitter page,,,,, We gonna build you up,,,,, Go mammerz,!!!!!!!!! Daddy

— William J. Drayton (@FlavorFlav) June 14, 2013

vine.co/v/bl6LpO2apD3

— Debbie Gibson (@DebbieGibson) June 12, 2013

Sponge bob and Patrick just called me to thank we for saving their life... Just another day on the beach! :-)

— David Hasselhoff (@DavidHasselhoff) June 12, 2013

A White Rhino bull we encountered yesterday. We've seen 11 on this trip. Inspiring. But they're perilously near exti… say.ly/Lyl61IQ

— Slash (@Slash) June 12, 2013

Wouldn't it be interesting if NBA was winner take all from game 1? It's like a promoter withholding payment for a wack ass show.I'd dig it..

— Chuck D (@MrChuckD) June 12, 2013

SS shredding through the Rebel Yell solo, so I thought I'd help him out. #raygundeliveryservice… instagram.com/p/abmfYygXhf/

— Billy Idol (@BillyIdol) June 11, 2013

Glad I went to #MutterMuseumOfMedicalOddities Now I know what a colon looks like when u DIE of constipation! twitpic.com/cwps42 #Gross

— Jane Wiedlin (@janewiedlin) June 11, 2013

For all its myriad advantages, living in L.A. can spoil some things for me. Like summer. Wild fires aside, much like the rest ofthe year.

— Curtis Armstrong (@curtisisbooger) June 10, 2013

I just threw up in somebody else's mouth a little bit.#HotNewCatchphrase

— Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) June 10, 2013

Lately I've been having thoughts of retiring, immediately followed by thoughts of "yeah, but...from what?"

— Richard Marx (@richardmarx) June 10, 2013

I Won!! twitter.com/cyndilauper/st…

— Cyndi Lauper (@cyndilauper) June 10, 2013

#Trollfoot wit "Mouthpiece" say.ly/nsb60Jb

— Danny DeVito (@DannyDeVito) June 10, 2013

Gag Me With A Tweet: Sebastian Bach, Danny DeVito, David Lee Roth, And More

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.