David Lee Roth Has Apparently Made A Movie. Or Possibly A Short Film. Either Way, Here Is The Trailer. Unless It's A Short Film, In Which Case This Is The Whole Thing.

I do not know what the movie is called. I don't really know what it's about. Hell, I'm not even sure it is an actual movie, because this "trailer" looks more like a five-minute short.

Judge for yourself and let me know:

Top 30 Van Halen Songs (Nos. 1-5)

For this week's Ranked!, we decided to rank our favorite Van Halen tunes. After nearly coming to blows debating Sammy Hagar vs. Diamond Dave, we came up with our thirty favorite Van Halen songs. Is your favorite our #1? Find out below!

Here are numbers 1-5:

5. "Why Can't This Be Love"

Top 30 Van Halen Songs (Nos. 6-10)

For this week's Ranked!, we decided to rank our favorite Van Halen tunes. After nearly coming to blows debating Sammy Hagar vs. Diamond Dave, we came up with our thirty favorite Van Halen songs. Is your favorite our #1? Find out below!

Here are numbers 6-10:

10. "Dance the Night Away"

Top 30 Van Halen Songs (Nos. 11-15)

For this week's Ranked!, we decided to rank our favorite Van Halen tunes. After nearly coming to blows debating Sammy Hagar vs. Diamond Dave, we came up with our thirty favorite Van Halen songs. Is your favorite our #1? Find out below!

Here are numbers 11-15:

15. "And The Cradle Will Rock..."

Top 30 Van Halen Songs (Nos. 16-20)

For this week's Ranked!, we decided to rank our favorite Van Halen tunes. After nearly coming to blows debating Sammy Hagar vs. Diamond Dave, we came up with our thirty favorite Van Halen songs. Is your favorite our #1? Find out below!

Here are numbers 16-20:

20. "So This Is Love?"

Top 30 Van Halen Songs (Nos. 21-25)

For this week's Ranked!, we decided to rank our favorite Van Halen tunes. After nearly coming to blows debating Sammy Hagar vs. Diamond Dave, we came up with our thirty favorite Van Halen songs. Is your favorite our #1? Find out below!

Here are numbers 21-25:

25. "Happy Trails"

Top 30 Van Halen Songs (Nos. 26-30)

For this week's Ranked!, we decided to rank our favorite Van Halen tunes. After nearly coming to blows debating Sammy Hagar vs. Diamond Dave, we came up with our thirty favorite Van Halen songs. Is your favorite our #1? Find out below!

Here are numbers 26-30:

30. "Could This Be Magic?"

Acoustic Van Halen

Here's a recent Van Halen acoustic performance of The Kinks' "You Really Got Me."

Best part of the video? Eddie and Dave smiling at each other.

Yes. SMILING.

First Look/Listen: Van Halen, "Tattoo"

New Van Halen! What do you think?

Welcome To Occupy Van Halen, Ladies And Gentlemen

I haven't written about this because I was afraid it wouldn't materialize. But with each passing day, it's becoming more and more a reality: Van Halen (minus Michael Anthony) is really back together with new music and a tour on the way.

The album, A Different Kind Of Truth, will be released on February 7th, 2012. The first single, "Tattoo," will be released on Tuesday along with a video. Yes, FOUR DAYS FROM NOW!

Not only that, the guys are mounting a fairly major North American tour: