Pac-Man: The Movie

This shouldn't be cool... but it is.



If it were real, I'd spend some money to see it.

Retro Angry Birds

Title says it all.



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Forget 8 Proof, Here's 8-Bit Beer

Tallgrass Brewing Co. has an 8-bit beer on the market. I have no idea how this tastes. But I know the packaging speaks to me. And makes me thirsty.



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8-Bit Google Maps

Yesterday was April Fools' Day and the web was full of people trying to pull one over on everyone else. One of my favorites came from Google, who usually pull a few gags on this date. This year, they released an 8-bit version of Google Maps:

The Smiths Meet Super Mario

Some musical genius had a notion to turn a song, "The Charming Man," by the Smiths into an 8-bit song. He's calling it "Super Morrissey Bros." and it's hilarious genius. Check it out.



I think I'd love to hear something by The Cure done up like this. Anything you'd like to hear getting the 8-bit treatment?

Converse Is Breaking My Heart Again

Remember last year when we told you about the Super Mario Bros. Converse that was only available in Japan?

Guess what?

Nintendo and Converse have once again teamed up for another shoe. Sadly, it's also only available in Japan. Curses!



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They Need To Take This Act On The Road

In case you haven't been paying attention, the easiest way to get on Culture Brats is to do something that involves Super Mario Bros. Are you listening, up-and-coming bands? Mustaches and overalls for your next music video!



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You Have The Cutest Overalls!

If you've been online at all during the past thirty days, you've probably seen Shit Girls Say. You've also probably seen a thousand or so of its parodies and imitators (Shit Black Girls Say, Shit Vegans Say, Shit Southern Gay Guys Say, Shit White Girls Say... To Black Girls, etc.).

But have you seen Shit Princesses Say?



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This Would've Made Paperboy A Hell Of A Lot Easier

Check it out! It's a Contra'd Paperboy! I'd play it!



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Bra Shopping With Culture Brats

Got a few bucks left over after the holidays? Time to treat yourself to a bra!

But not just any bra... a Pac-Man bra!



It even glows in the dark! No more fumbling around!

Not your style? How does Batman suit ya?