Showing posts with label Your Say Hump Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Your Say Hump Day. Show all posts

Nothin' But A Good Time

For this week's Your Say Hump Day, we've got a really easy question for you:

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?

Good.

Awesome.

Because this summer, Motley Crue, Poison, and New York Dolls (Yes! The New York Dolls) will be hitting the road together for the summer tour to end all summer tours.

Excited? Me too. Here are the dates.

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Austin Rocks!

How awesome is Austin, Texas? It's so awesome that when its Solid Waste Services Department decided to get a new name, it took to the Internet to ask its users for suggestions.

Big mistake!
  
Here are some of the more humorous entries I could find:
  • Taco Bell (4 votes)
  • Accepts Unwanted Stuff That Isn't Needed (AUSTIN) (4 votes)
  • Zombie Disposal Services (4 votes)
  • Junk In The Trunk (4 votes)
  • SXSW (South By Solid Waste) (9 votes)
  • Austin Department Number Two (11 votes)
  • All of your solid waste are belong to us. (11 votes)
  • Texas A&M Dept. Of Food Services (15 votes)
  • 2 Girls 1 Treatment Plant (26 votes)

Generation Xamined

My husband turned 40 this year. Almost before he could bite into a slice of cake several Baby Boomers of our acquaintance made comments that he was "just a kid" and "still a pup".

With all the articles this New Year's about Baby Boomers turning 65, it got me thinking about those of us at Culture Brats. We the self-dubbed 80s kids. We fit squarely in the Generation X category, the generation born after the Baby Boomers between the years 1965 to 1980 (time spans vary by resource). Out of curiosity I did some research into what the media says about Generation X. I mean, I know what they said when we were all first branded with the term in our youth ("slacker", which I for one didn't particularly appreciate considering I was working my way through college), but what were they saying now?

What I found was baffling and almost laughable. "Slacker", "anxious", "ignored", "lost", and "middle child syndrome" were terms, in recent articles, I saw pop up! Still! As if we were a group of particularly troubling teens instead of adults approaching middle age.

I remember the furious speculation when the Gen X label first started floating around about how our generation wasn't going to get very far because of our slackerly and disaffected attitudes. We didn't take anything seriously, you know, angrily drinking coffee in plaid shirts (you'd be angry, too, if you had to wrestle that coffee into a shirt). Granted, there are many of us who still enjoy a good cynical joke with a side of smartass (go Culture Brats!), but those speculations are 20 years old now. Why are still getting saddled today with labels usually associated with children?

Has it all been thrust upon us by the media or is there some part of us that still feels like Reality Bites has just been extended into mortgage payments?

Frankly, raising my child and paying bills I gotta tell ya... I feel like a grownup.

So for today's Your Say Hump Day I want to know... how do you define yourself? Adult or kid? Youthful or middle-aged? Generation X or something else entirely?

Life Is A Highway... Again

I have seen the movie Cars about 167 times. Before I was a parent, I had seen Cars once. My son, like a lot of boys, is simply obsessed with wheels. The geniuses at Pixar knew this and made a movie tailor made for these kinds of kids.

Outside of the Toy Story movies, Pixar hasn't made any sequels. But considering that Cars merchandise has earned $1 billion a year since it was released in 2006, it was kind of inevitable that we'd be seeing Lightening McQueen and company again. (Pixar may have impeccable taste, but let's not forget that they are a business after all.)

This brings us to the surprising trailer for Cars 2. It seems to show a movie with a decidedly different flavor than the first one. While I'm thrilled that my kid will finally have a new Cars story to obsess over, and while I have confidence in Pixar's storytelling, I'm a bit thrown by what they're showing us.

Take a look and tell us what you think:

Vince Neil Is On Thin Ice

For those of you who might have missed the news, Motley Crue frontman Vince Neil will be one of the six contestants on ABC's new series, Skating With The Stars. The guy once known for belting out "Girls, Girls, Girls" to sold-out arenas will now be ice skating for Middle America.

How the mighty have fallen.

But it really shouldn't surprise anyone.

Gene Simmons has own show. Dee Snider, too. Sebastian Bach's been on several. Bret Michaels has about ten of them. Steven Tyler is now a judge on American Idol. Ozzy started the trend.

So for this week's Your Say Hump Day, we'd like to know which washed-up rockstar you'd want to see star in his or her own reality show. Have your say in the comments!

As for me, the answer's pretty obvious: I can't figure out for the life of me why someone hasn't given David Lee Roth his own show. I want my Dave TV!

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It's Official: Coldplay Is The World's Most Boring Band

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The UK's Travelodge surveyed 6,000 Britons to find out what musical groups they listened to in order to fall asleep. Here are the top ten musical acts used in lieu of sleeping pills:
  1. Coldplay
  2. Michael Buble
  3. Snow Patrol
  4. Alicia Keys
  5. Jack Johnson
  6. Taylor Swift
  7. Mozart
  8. Barry White
  9. Leona Lewis
  10. Radiohead
Coldplay was also the #1 artist the last time Travelodge conducted the survey. If Coldplay is #1 and Taylor Swift is #6, Swift's cover of "Viva La Vida" that surfaced last week might put the listener into a coma.

So now it's your turn! Do you use music to fall asleep? Did they get it right? If not, what music do you listen to in order to fall asleep? Have your say in the comments!

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That R2-D2 Is In Prime Condition, A Real Bargain

So... will this replace Slave Leia as the ultimate fanboy fantasy?



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Pay Me $10 Million And I'd Break Up, Shut Up, Throw Up, Anything You Want

Seattle resident James Burns is offering Weezer $10 million to break up. Why?
Every year, Rivers Cuomo swears that he's changed, and that their new album is the best thing that he's done since Pinkerton, and what happens? Another pile of crap like "Beverly Hills" or "I'm Your Daddy."

This is an abusive relationship, and it needs to stop now.

I am tired of my friends being disappointed year after year. I am tired of endless whimsical cutesy album covers and music videos.

I'm sick of hearing about whatever this terrible (and yes, even if you like the early stuff, you should be able to admit that they are wretched now) excuse for a band is up to these days.

If all 852,000 of you (really?) who bought Pinkerton pitch in $12, we will meet our goal.

I beg you, Weezer. Take our money and disappear.
I love Weezer, but my man's got a valid point. I'm one of those people he's talking about. The guy who thinks, "Oh. The new single isn't that bad. I bet the album will be great!" The guy who buys the album and is immediately disappointed. The guy who gets hoodwinked again.

The guy who keeps wishing for another Pinkerton even though there will never be another Pinkerton.

Still, the $10 million dollar offer to break up is a bit harsh, don't you think?

But if someone could set up a fund for Nickelback? I'd be all over that!

OK! Now it's your turn! You have ten million dollars. Which band do you get to break up? Have your say in the comments. GO!

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Who Needs Miley? Billy Ray Cyrus Has Plenty Of Other Kids

If you thought you'd be free of Billy Ray Cyrus's charms once Hannah Montana ended, think again. Billy Ray will be teaming up with another one of his children, Trace, for an upcoming SyFy paranormal show. Yes, the channel that creates flicks like Mega Python vs. Gatoroid and plenty of other paranormal shows (Destination Truth, Fact Or Faked: Paranormal Files, and about 16 different Ghost Hunters shows) is giving Miley's Daddy a show.

The show's name? UFO: Unbelievably Freakin' Obvious.

Unbelievably Freakin' Awesome is more like it!

The show will follow Cyrus & Cyrus as they look at paranormal cover-ups and conspiracy theories.

But what we want to know today is which musician would you like to see star in his or her own paranormal show? Have your say in the comments!

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The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Ok. The Twilight Saga Eclipse opened at midnight on 15,230 screens. I think they're projecting it'll pull in $1.5 billion or something like that by the end of the weekend.

Confession: I've never read a Twilight book. I've never seen a Twilight film. But the kids all tell me they're great. Not my kids. They're too young. I'm talking about the kids that hang out outside Hot Topic and ask me to buy them beer.

Like I said, I've never seen Twilight, but I think I know what's going on. From what I gather, the one guy's a vampire, the other guy's a werewolf, and they're fighting over Kristen Stewart. Close enough? Good.

How about you? For this week's Your Say Hump Day, we want to know if you're a fan of the Twilight books or movies. If so, will you be seeing The Twilight Sage: Eclipse? Or have you already seen it? Have your say in the comments.

Go!