Furry Vengeance: A Review in Haiku

Oy! Furry Vengeance.
Ninety minutes of my life
I'll never get back.

My daughter and I
Caught it at a free screening.
We paid way too much.

Brendan Fraser stars,
Is hoodwinked by animals.
Eddie Murphy booked?

Predictable plot.
Heavy-handed green message.
See Nightmare instead.

But if you must go
(You have kids or you're crazy),
Here is some advice.

When end credits start,
RUN! Or you'll hear a crappy
"Insane in the Brain."


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