Culture Brats is the older brother of your best friend, the guy who used to buy the two of you beer. The guy you had a major crush on.
Culture Brats is a band of beautiful, smart, and funny writers. Curious? Aroused? Of course you are. But all the truly juicy details will be saved for the inevitable episode of VH1's Behind The Blog. For now, bask in the warm glow of this hyperlink.
Culture Brats would always lend you eyeliner in the bathroom at the bar.
Culture Brats doesn't care who's in rehab, who's screwing who, celebrity offspring, and all that fluff. There are plenty of other sites on the web that can give you your fix.
Culture Brats is the Homecoming Queen/Prom Queen/Head Cheerleader from your high school, the one that all the girls wanted to be and all the boys wanted to be with.
Culture Brats is your Pop Culture Bible.
Culture Brats is everything you've ever desired.
Culture Brats currently consists of ten sections:
- Criss Cross Counter Punch
Two writers enter the ring to discuss, dissect, and debate a topic. You decide the winner. The loser is fed to the lions.
- Culture Brats Radio
Our weekly radio show.
- Dropping Knowledge
Commentary on current music, television, and music news.
- Fashion Backward
A look at some of the more unfortunate fashions from the '80s to today.
- Gimme That!
Cool stuff you need to own.
- Passing Judgement
Music, movie, television, and book reviews.
- Reboot Remake Regurgitate
A look at music, movies, and television shows from the '70s, '80s, and '90s that are sanitized and bastardized for today's youth.
- Set Your DVRs
A look at the musical guests on the upcoming week's talk show circuit.
- Song Of The Day
Figure it out.
- Your Say Hump Day
We pose the question. You provide the answer.
Culture Brats is intelligent, witty, and insightful commentary on pop culture from the '80s to today.
Embrace Culture Brats.
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