Broadway, Take Note: The Governator Will Sell Seats

I know they're doing a remake of Conan The Barbarian, but for my money, I'd rather see this - Conan The Barbarian: The Musical!

Crom, where are the two snakes facing each other?
Crom, if you're my god then show me the way.
Anyaaah, gnyaaaaahyaaaayaaaaa Yaaaaa ah aaaah ahhh

I swear this wizard will fall 'cause
This has begun
They murdered them all, I'm the last one
I issue the call, revenge for my mom,
I pray to you Crom!

Crush your enemies,
See them driven before you,
And hear the lamentation of the women.
Huge thanks to my husband for sending me this from Slice of SciFi. I almost coughed up a lung I was laughing so hard.

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