It's Claire Danes. On a mug.
"Oh help me! I'm sexy and trapped in this tiny space! Do you need cream with that?"
Or you can have your choice of a number of other celebrities. Imagine slurping coffee from Willem Dafoe's electric nipples.

Or for those cranky, cat lady mornings. Perhaps a third cup will improve your mood. Or not.
Or you could always go for clowns with your java. Everyone loves clowns!

Yep, there's no better way to start the day!
(Reminiscing and Internet searches are a bad combo.)
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