Dufmanno: The People's Court!
Dufmanno: Is that Samantha Ronson?
Chag: A guilty filthy soul is a crime? Time for me to take a trip to Canada to hang out with Randy Quaid!
Dufmanno: The accused embodies everything I ever wanted or needed in a man circa 1983-85.
Chag: You know, I had that same haircut twenty-six years ago. We all did.
Chag: Is that Rusty Burrell?
Chag: Please tase him, bro!
Dufmanno: Lightning flying from the fingertips is SO Emperor Palpatine. Or Anna Wintour. Or God.
The Weirdgirl: I wonder if he learned those crazy eyes from School Of Rock?
Chag: Should've tased him, bro. Now you're an MTV Video Music Award.
Didactic Pirate: Lasers, a bald mannequin and jury ninjas. I'm already totally on board.
Dufmanno: This guy is like a super mad scientist combo of a young Carey Elwes, Spandau Ballet, and Duran Duran's stylist. I think it goes without saying that I like him.
Dufmanno: What's he going to do to that secretly sexy lady with the librarian glasses and come-hither look?
Dufmanno: She's going to be a mermaid with a nice military jacket obviously.
The Weirdgirl: Bringing to life all those naughty Ariel fantasies for his lawyer.
The Weirdgirl: Bringing another fantasy to life for his lawyer! Transgender lightning!
Chag: Wow, Weirdgirl. I totally missed that the first time through.
The Weirdgirl: Booty shaking! And cheerleaders. Our legal system has been improved. I'd watch Court TV if every case was like this.
Didactic Pirate: More lasers AND cheerleaders? This just became the best halftime show EVER.
Dufmanno: Tame ninjas? What's the point?
Chag: Rusty busting a move!
The Weirdgirl: Lasers improve everything.
Chag: Why do I suddenly want a Coors Light?
The Weirdgirl: I know I'm supposed to be critiquing this but I'm blinded by the awesomeness.
The Weirdgirl: I seriously need to get me some booty shaking moves so I can be a groupie.
Chag: Cheerleaders having a pillow fight? Here's the music video you've been waiting for your entire life, 13-year-old me!
Didactic Pirate: Dude, this exact same thing happened to me when I went to go dispute a traffic ticket last week.
Dufmanno: The cheerleader pillow fight almost distracted me from that awesome sparkle guitar!
Dufmanno: I love this video, and the song is on FIRE! Can you imagine this live?
Chag: Agreed! The song kicks major ass!
Didactic Pirate: You know why the lead singer explodes in the end? Because he's got too much AWESOME coursing through his system. This song is great.