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(BTW, I made the image to the right on Taaz's fun makeover site, where you can even upload a photo of yourself to make over. The model looked perfectly normal before I started. When I tried it with my own photo I just looked like a whore.)
"I Love the 80s" eye shadow
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"80s Pink" lipstick
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"That's So 80s" lip balm
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Flash Lash "80s Mod"
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Except for those rocking eyelashes, none of these are nearly as bright or big as I remember. No matter how much today's fashion is trying its '80s nod, you just can't go back.
Especially when they had Lynda Carter. Wet!
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