Chris: Is this Animal Planet?
Didactic Pirate: Is that Scarlett Johanssen? No. But pretty good match.
Daddy Geek Boy: It's a shame this shot didn't start a few seconds earlier.
Didactic Pirate: Check out the Love-at-First-Sight chemistry. This is very Jane Austen.
Daddy Geek Boy: Where's Jane Goodall when we need her?
Chris: Where is the monkey putting her hand?
Daddy Geek Boy: We've wandered into creepy territory, haven't we?
Didactic Pirate: Cheetah just got to second base in front of the Kwiki Mart.
Daddy Geek Boy: Hey chimp, you gotta pay for that!
Didactic Pirate: They were just voted Cutest Couple at Monkey Prom.
Daddy Geek Boy: It's so hard to find a girl these days who speaks fluent monkey.
Chris: Wow. That reminds me of my high school days. Except without a monkey. Or a cute girl.
Didactic Pirate: Scarlett may be enjoying their dance, but that monkey looks like he's all, "Put me down before I puke up my banana shake."
Daddy Geek Boy: Well guys, even simians, don't enjoy dancing.
Didactic Pirate: Morning after. Monkey's looking over at her without his beer goggles: "Dang, she doesn't look like Scarlett Johanssen after all. Time to jet."
Daddy Geek Boy: Damn monkey didn't even stick around for breakfast.
Chris: Chimps up, ho's down!
Didactic Pirate: Yea, that's right. Playa gettin' himself some monkey love.
Didactic Pirate: It ain't a party until you've got a monkey handcuffed in a police car, am I right?
Didactic Pirate: Oh, and the song itself? A little obnoxious, but not too bad, actually. After all, it's good enough to make monkeys dance.
Daddy Geek Boy: I think the lesson here is, never hire a girl who looks like Scarlett Johansson to work at a zoo.
