Most people believe it's a countdown to the launch of the video for "Hold It Against Me."
They're wrong. Apparently, I'm the only person actually paying attention to the five-second video.
Allow me to break it down like the Zapruder flim!
Everyone's focusing on this:
When they should be focusing on this:
Isn't it obvious? She's forming a hair band, people!
Rock on, Brit!
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