Most people believe it's a countdown to the launch of the video for "Hold It Against Me."
They're wrong. Apparently, I'm the only person actually paying attention to the five-second video.
Allow me to break it down like the Zapruder flim!
Everyone's focusing on this:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsz6sRD-NGGgaM3U-M7iTR_zLikXUPAr5kwuYrxSlKQEGYA1-tewBLBZW_Wbrzrwiis-4HF8W4YSI8RG4fzu2-rLhxywNeGswM4RGu7i-_8hm-A7lnLwr7zJAyjQA_xv-YQ2KnhQEZFuA/s1600/britney1.jpg)
When they should be focusing on this:
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZOartwLEaCPXoSEh8frIs7kGflw9A0qd3cYE8w2isvyWAqOfE9FaDb0u9GhUaRiVwWLZYNuvyNI0lbh0HnuegUcJo08wtrTXfHcaErNmLQTORkoNOAcw7ObUFM_c9a9uvqYyCtepeUWc/s1600/britney2.jpg)
Isn't it obvious? She's forming a hair band, people!
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![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfc6Ww3dLImUcWVA6XDU1mhmIIMcy4Q-NyTCGSN7MiS8O5SX6ZaZ9NeUVxa50hZUSllUIcZYkqXuLIEltjxDx9U26Zmj9VLo3xNa2ben21zM-5m3JxyXAv598fC5RrhAJTZfsXazHcIQk/s1600/ts.jpg)
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Rock on, Brit!
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