Because here's the thing: fringe skirts can look really cute. Or they can look like...
Sasquatch crotch! Da da da DUN! I mean, let's face it there's always something questionable about putting too much fuzz near the fuzz.
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When confronted by an angry platypus, try these simple safety tips: 1) tuck and roll, 2) play dead, 3) stop dating her.
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So the commercial wants you to USE the product not just go for the short shorts look.
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Carnivorous Tribbles take over fashion industry. Models under mind control. Proceed with caution.
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"Oh my god, it was so embarrassing! It was that time of the month and I forgot to TUCK IN THE STRING!"
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You ladies know what I'm talking about.
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