I came across some horrifying news the other day. Michael Eisner, you know, the former CEO of Disney? Yeah that guy. He's working on bringing the Garbage Pail Kids back to life. In the form of a new movie. SERIOUSLY. If you didn't catch the 1987 movie, congratulate yourself. It's bad. I mean, really, really bad. Check out the trailer:
The movie is worse. I know this because my little brother was into the Garbage Pail Kids when we were young and I got dragged into watching this one night. I still haven't forgiven him.
Is there anyone in the world who's actually excited that the Garbage Pail Kids could be making a comeback? Anyone? Anyone? Didn't think so.