A Christmas Story is one of my all time favorite films because, well, it's genius. From the FRAGILE leg lamp to the frozen tongue on the fly pole, it's a holiday film with a little something for everyone.
So I was incredibly saddened to hear that Warner Brothers is about to release a direct-to-DVD sequel.
Seriously. Featuring Daniel Stern as the father. Remember him? You likely last saw him getting smashed in the face by Macaulay Culkin and his wily house traps.
One a list of terrible movie ideas, I think this is worse than the ALF reboot, the Total Recall reboot, and the Red Dawn reboot COMBINED.