Robin: Great! I love "Seven Nation Army!"
Chris: True story: I almost bought a light blue-colored hearse back in my younger days. My then-girlfriend talked me out of it.
Chris: Is Ke$ha dead? Or is this some sort of really weird tour rider?
Archphoenix: This is like some weird San Francisco Day of the Dead Pride parade. So yes, I kind of love it.
Chris: C'mon. There's no way Ke$ha can be a member of the Illuminati, right?
Archphoenix: I think Illuminati have to wear pants, Chris. So no.
Archphoenix: And now there's a circled pentagram. It's like a "Where's Waldo" hunt for occult symbols!
Robin: I think Ke$ha's breasts have been working out.
Chris: You know, I think even I could be a backup dancer for Ke$ha. The moves seem fairly simple.
Archphoenix: Right? It's like the "Beat It" dance for the rhythmically unskilled. Let's go auditionm Chris!
Robin: Way to stay off the grid... by texting.
Chris: South Of The Border is the world's worst tourist trap.
Archphoenix: It's like Barbarella meets Dances With Wolves now.
Robin: This has confirmed my big lesbian crush on Ke$ha.
Chris: Does this mean Ke$ha killed the wolves?
Archphoenix: I like that there's a clean mattress in this dirty abandoned mission for Ke$ha to writhe on.
Chris: You know, as much as I like to pick on Ke$ha, I do love this song very much.
Archphoenix: Yeah, her stuff is major earworm material for me. This has been in my head since I first saw the video.