Showing posts with label Holidays. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Holidays. Show all posts

The Movies We Loved: A Gift Givers Guide

 

Man, do we miss the movies. Back in the day, they were the escape we needed from our tiny bland lives and we spent weekends holed up in dark theaters mesmerized by the stories unfolding on the giant screen while scarfing tubs of popcorn soaked in fake butter. If you haven't been able to get back out to the cinema, here are a few holiday gifts for the cinephile in your life that pay homage to the movies that made us.

Really, there are few people alive of a certain age that haven't had the pleasure of going along for the ride of a lifetime with Jake and Elwood after their release from prison. This redemption tale had it all, music, love, run-ins with the law, and everyone's favorite penguin, Sister Mary Stigmata. If you're anything like us, you love a good movie poster, but you know what's even better? Comical interpretations! This Mixtiles minimalist take is ideal for displaying your appreciation of one of the best lines in the movie. 

Years ago, someone gave me a pair of socks emblazoned with the design from the infamous carpet at the Overlook Hotel. I was taken aback by the kindness and generosity of the gift and appreciative of the gift-givers thoughtful understanding of my love for movies, but I was always sad that the little slice of cinematic awesomeness would be hidden between my pant leg and my shoe. Now your obsession with watching Jack Torrance spiral into insanity can be on full display in your living room! Behold, The Overlook Hotel rug!

You are now entering the debarkation area. No talking, no smoking. Follow the orange line. After the president of the United States crash-landed in the maximum-security prison that was once Manhattan (in a fictional 1997 no less!), who else but Snake Plissken could save him?! This bleak grimy portrayal of the potential future for the city that never sleeps kept us up at night as kids but it did nothing to diminish our love for the effortless cool of Escape From New York's anti-hero. The best part of every morning can now be the famous line on your coffee cup.

What did you think was going to happen if we introduced lifelike robots into our society and then treated them poorly enough to fuel a bloody revolt? Welcome to Blade Runner and the beautiful but terrifying peek into what we hoped would not be our future! In a film filled with quotable lines and memorable moments, nearly everyone agrees that Roy Batty's speech to Deckard at the end of the movie is a universal favorite. 

Some people would argue that Cher's finest decade was the '70s, but I'm of the opinion that she was the queen of the '80s. Her filmography from that time period kicked off with the seminal Silkwood and from there she kept churning out quality performances in films like Mask, Suspect, and The Witches of Eastwick before rounding out a ten-year run with fan favorite, Moonstruck. As widowed bookkeeper Loretta Castorini, she was the perfect romantic interest for the wildman with one hand, Ronny Cammareri. His over-the-top theatrics make us remember why we loved Nic Cage so much during his Raising Arizona years and this tee shirt featuring his most ridiculous line of dialog will delight fellow movie lovers wherever you wear it.


Songs To, For, And About Mothers

LL Cool J, "Mama Said Knock You Out"



Giving Thanks is All About Pie

I am thankful for the Internet.

Thanksgiving wouldn't be the same without pie, and people definitely like their pie. But they're not real original when it comes to proclaiming their love on, what else?, a t-shirt. It seems to go in one of two directions. Direction number 1... boring. Usually in the realm of, "I love pie." Snore. Direction number 2... well, it's direction number 2.



Ah, the mounding cream, the reference to S&M. It's all so holiday friendly. Of course, they had me at Devo.



Does it smell like cherry?

Did you notice the female theme so far? Yeah, me too. That's probably why this also showed up.



It's a "pumpkin pie filling" magnet. Right. (Side story! So I worked with this guy once who apparently loved the female girly bits. Just thought the hoo-ha was the most gorgeous thing in the world. He wanted to stare at the goods all day and was always trying to sneak artistic renderings of the cootchie cootchie coo into the house past his wife. I can guarantee this magnet would have been up on his fridge. Later he came out of the closet. Duh. Overcompensating much?)



Oh naughty beaver, there's this thing called subtlety. You should try it.

Here's one for the guys!



Um... Okay... maybe not something you should be advertising.

(Two guys walk out of the maternity ward...

OK, I'll stop now.)

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Thank You

Good morning, love.

We just wanted to take a moment on this fine Thanksgiving morning to thank you for finding your way to Culture Brats. We are thankful for every reader and commenter who's ever dropped by our site. It's been a fun ride so far and we hope you'll continue the journey with us.

Thank you.

Ok. Enough with the gushy mushy lovey dovey crap. How about a Thanksgiving Day Mix?

Vampire Weekend, "Holiday"

Yeah, this really isn't a Thanksgiving tune. But since it's currently being used to sell Hilfiger and Honda, I figure they wouldn't mind.


Big Star, "Thank You Friends"

I loved Alex Chilton.


Adam Sandler, "The Thanksgiving Song"

Yeah, it's silly. But it's one of the few songs out there that are actually about Thanksgiving.


Too Much Joy, "Thanksgiving In Reno"

Too Much Joy should've been H-U-G-E! They were an awesome band.


"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Eat It"

What? Like you won't be doing plenty of this!


Arlo Guthrie, "Alice's Restaurant Massacree"

The classic.