Such an item is the harem pant.
Which we all know are just thinly disguised Hammer pants.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3PvU_Obi2GSbky9f4gb1jC5eMkbbdEkuUkrLWonFgTEA2JMiMgGo6gIptX5O3d2IGob7t8cvdbbroevPIBjXc5CI4mZGShDM7SzOQwKiOz1oFm0ub4WD3wIt9Ek38OVA8DdHaDiTrymc/s320/mc-hammer.jpg)
"I like low crotch and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a sassy bit of tease
And a diaper to her knees
You get sprung..."
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So many mistakes to choose from. By the way, all of the items pictured are as current and cutting edge as possible. And that's why we have day-glo orange.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-eujy_AWq52rYFOsz0qXLgfXPhqNCANr4bBPUyImBYD1hTYVSJj-NDoPlwVctcPWhwk0PZPPhgH23QlSd0ym9fQC7tVCjdmWUeCCzdXP5EXMZD_wxT9Mz-Yj389DQUB2viaQYyWAgDkM/s320/harem+pants+4.jpg)
This one has a bow. And it's shiny! That makes it pretty!
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You know what this outfit needs? More genitalia!
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisBGOisYfEnpUUCcjmfQ_jBOOBMpzU4i_Ip3Ru3fsRDfy_8HmGjGSw0CxdxNVUe9lNaPdxvA1h7ezOhE1w_xCBymuhOOCSDAS1WRoTJbl-FggYyGJLNm2RpHTVX1KU3QuXEmG2ACijjgo/s320/fail-owned-jeans-fail1.jpg)
For the most part, you can see this year's batch of hammer pants have been slimmer and shorter cut than previous reimaginings. Oh wait...
I got the funk in my pants!
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEind_0DaeRK7SJiw11qjWF5D5iCbqqs6G_S7F3JCoXZjcZkzgxjfShZUSzOr4tI71WMlU0AvBKwLlhjc4cwcMxfnqscSbAQXiPmiVz4QVXARrioMQtBln0Jix3E72mjUq_iv_zed24XkG0/s320/hammer-pants+1.jpg)
Some things should die with their decade.