America Sucks

Earlier this week, Mamatulip apologized for many of Canada's offenses, including Celine Dion. I'm here today to tell Mamatulip that Americans do not need her apology. Apparently, Americans like Celine Dion. While I've never actually met one of her fans, Harris Interactive found a lot of them as she was named America's Favorite Singer/Musician.

The hell?

But wait! The rest of the top 10 is equally as bad. Here are America's Top 10 Favorite Singers/Musicians:

1. Celine Dion
2. U2
3. Elvis Presley
3. Beatles
5. Tim McGraw
6. Lady Gaga
7. George Strait
8. Rascal Flatts
9. Alan Jackson
9. Frank Sinatra

Am I the only one who thinks Harris Interactive only polled rest homes? (I don't know how Lady Gaga got on the list, given the rest of the names that accompany her.)

Restore my faith in humanity: tell me your favorite band/musician. And if it's someone on this list, lie to me.

I weep for our future.

[source via here via here]