It's Claire Danes. On a mug.
"Oh help me! I'm sexy and trapped in this tiny space! Do you need cream with that?"
Or you can have your choice of a number of other celebrities. Imagine slurping coffee from Willem Dafoe's electric nipples.
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Or for those cranky, cat lady mornings. Perhaps a third cup will improve your mood. Or not.
Or you could always go for clowns with your java. Everyone loves clowns!
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Yep, there's no better way to start the day!
(Reminiscing and Internet searches are a bad combo.)
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