The Internet's been buzzing about the five-second video that Britney Spears posted on her YouTube channel today:

Most people believe it's a countdown to the launch of the video for "Hold It Against Me."

They're wrong. Apparently, I'm the only person actually paying attention to the five-second video.

Allow me to break it down like the Zapruder flim!

Everyone's focusing on this:

When they should be focusing on this:

Isn't it obvious? She's forming a hair band, people!

Rock on, Brit!

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