So of course, I wanted to track down some of those extra sized puppies.
And I haven't found them! Frustrating! I found plenty of big stars and hearts, but nothing truly supersized. NOT the dangly hoop-triangle combo! Obviously Hollywood stylists aren't shopping at Claire's (snooty bitches)
However, I did find some interesting '80s-inspired pieces.
Why not take hoops to the next level... by adding floating dots. (It's like wearing The Pill... in your ears.)
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Remember how chains were in? So tough! Like maybe you were in a gang. I think they've added an inch for every year since the '80s.
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No gang member with any sense would get caught in a fight wearing these. Duh. (Personally, I don't think dance clubs would be much safer.)
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Neon, of course. In... um... brass knuckles? (This probably has some deep significance from a vampire book or something.)
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Finally, the tried and true '80s charms-dangling-from-chains theme. These, appropriately titled "Hot Mess", feature cleavers and severed legs!
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When did jewelry get so violent?
[photo 1 | photo 2 | photo 3 | photo 4 | photo 5]