Daddy Geek Boy: When did M.I.A. go glam? Why isn't she angry? (0:05)
Didactic Pirate: Hey! Apollonia has a new video! Oh, wait. (0:07)
The Weirdgirl: Are those roses attacking?! I'm scared already. (0:07)
Chag: Wow. Was this video made in one of those booths at Six Flags? (0:10)
Mr. Big Dubya: Um... was this professionally done? I mean, it looks like some bad templates from Windows Movie Maker (0:16)
The Weirdgirl: Rocky Horror! (0:18)
Daddy Geek Boy: Oh I get it, this video was created on the internet in the '90s. (0:20)
Chag: Actually, I'm thinking they dusted off the TRS-80 to make this video (0:27)
Mamatulip: Did anyone else think she was saying 'sex, sex, sex, ho' at first? Or was that just me? (0:40)
Didactic Pirate: It's like Donald Trump had sex with a crappy Valentine's Day e-card and this was the result. Is there any chance that the cheap vibe is on purpose? I don’t know M.I.A. to say for sure. Kids today and their irony. (0:47)
Tania: Isn't M.I.A. a little too established to be a Prince protege? Where's her raspberry beret? (0:52)
The Weirdgirl: Where are the LOL cats? (0:58)
The Weirdgirl: Oh, there they are. (1:01)
Daddy Geek Boy: I can't help but feel like this is somehow Lady Gaga's fault. (1:03)
A Vapid Blonde: I think I saw her perform in New Hampshire in 1987 at an outdoor music venue... or it could have been Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam. (1:06)
Mr. Big Dubya: Honestly, this is just painful to watch. And there's still 2 minutes left. I don't like this game anymore. (1:07)
Chag: Did she just say something about tweeting on an iPhone? Is this an Apple ad? (1:14)
A Vapid Blonde: UNICORN STAMPEDE! (1:15)
Mr. Big Dubya: Tweety bird on your iPhone? Unicorn stampede? Are there gonna be sharks with lasers next? (1:16)
The Weirdgirl: Bling ball gags? That's a new and disturbing kink. (1:19)
Didactic Pirate: I'm a little worried she's going to choke on those diamond-encrusted letters she's eating. I hope one of those unicorns knows how to give the Heimlich. (1:19)
Mr. Big Dubya: Diamond-encrusted dental dams? I'm so confused. Hold me. (1:23)
The Weirdgirl: There are entirely too many subliminal vulva shapes in this video. (1:24)
A Vapid Blonde: Now I am thoroughly confused. I thought traditionally it was 'XOXO' not 'XXXO'. Also this will be going through my head all day. So thanks, M.I.A. Thanks a lot. (1:30)
Mamatulip: There is way too much flashing in this video. Good thing I'm not epileptic. (1:38)
Chag: All they'll have to is remove M.I.A. from the video, put in the lyrics, and they'll have a perfect karaoke video for the song. (1:52)
Didactic Pirate: She's a leopard! No, she's not. (2:02)
The Weirdgirl: You just know she bedazzles her va-jay-jay. (2:08)
Chag: Maybe you guys should be a little nicer. I'd hate for her to attack you with one of those M.I.A. swords from earlier in the video. (2:12)
Mr. Big Dubya: Ok. Who the hell directed this? I really need to smack him upside the head with his "vision." (2:28)
A Vapid Blonde: Entirely too much tongue fluttering goin on! I need to take a shower I feel so dirty. (2:37)
Jennyonthespot: Dudes. It, like totally, made me gag... and also flinch. (2:38)
Didactic Pirate: This woman is definitely using subliminal messages to make me do something. I'm just not sure what. Make out with a jungle cat? Hop on a swan and find the nearest Tunnel of Love? (2:40)
Mr. Big Dubya: The death of videos on MTV really meant the death of creative videos. This truly sucks. And there's still 14 seconds left. More time for more suckage. (2:52)
The Weirdgirl: Sex sex sex oh! Sex sex sex oh! Sex sex sex OOOOH... Thundercats! (2:52)
Mr. Big Dubya: "Thank you for adding me?" Where is the long-awaited "Dislike" button? If this video were on twitter, I'd mark as spam and BLOCK! (2:55)
Didactic Pirate: Yeah, sort of presumptuous to thank me for adding her. Verdict: Dislike, both for the song and the video. (2:57)
Daddy Geek Boy: I feel like there was some message here, but I may be too dumb to pick up on it. Thankfully the song is catchy. (3:01)
Jennyonthespot: I thought the whole feel of the video felt like a 25-cent sticker you get from a gas station vending machine. *ahem* (3:04)
Jennyonthespot: And pretty much I looked like this the whole way through:
