SmackTalk Victim: Ke$ha, "Die Young"

Hello and welcome to SmackTalk, where we attack mock critique a music video or movie trailer. This week, we're taking a look at the music video for Ke$ha's "Die Young." Hope ya love it!



Robin: Great! I love "Seven Nation Army!"

Chris: True story: I almost bought a light blue-colored hearse back in my younger days. My then-girlfriend talked me out of it.



Chris: Is Ke$ha dead? Or is this some sort of really weird tour rider?

Archphoenix: This is like some weird San Francisco Day of the Dead Pride parade. So yes, I kind of love it.



Chris: C'mon. There's no way Ke$ha can be a member of the Illuminati, right?

Archphoenix: I think Illuminati have to wear pants, Chris. So no.

SmackTalk Victim: Neon Trees, "Lessons In Love (All Day, All Night)"

Hello and welcome to SmackTalk, where we attack mock critique a music video or movie trailer. This week, we're taking a look at the music video for Neon Trees' "Lessons In Love (All Day, All Night)." Hope ya love it!



Dufmanno: Seventeen seconds in and there is a little bit of a grindhouse vibe to this.

Archphoenix: That's funny because at the same time I was thinking "she's like an '80s Taylor Swift wannabe." So yeah, definitely grindhouse.

Chris: This Afterschool Special isn't going to end well.



Chris: Is that the teacher from The Wall? This definitely isn't going to end well.



Hillary: I have a very strong feeling that this guy and Miley Cyrus have the same hairdresser.

SmackTalk Victim: Hyper Crush, "Bad Boyz"

Hello and welcome to SmackTalk, where we attack mock critique a music video or movie trailer. This week, we're taking a look at the music video for Hyper Crush's "Bad Boyz." Hope ya love it!



Archphoenix: Has anyone ever actually seen a nerd with taped up-glasses?

Robin: Especially not a nerd who has perfect bone structure like this guy.



Archphoenix: Hey I'd heard MySpace was making a comeback!



Chris: Finally! I was wondering when we'd get around to SmackTalking some porn!

SmackTalk Victim: Cat Power, "Cherokee"

Hello and welcome to SmackTalk, where we attack mock critique a music video or movie trailer. This week, we're taking a look at the music video for Cat Power's "Cherokee." Hope ya love it!



Chris: Fair is fair, Billie Jean!

Archphoenix: Ok, four seconds in I'm going with this prediction: at some point there will be zombies in this desert because they are so hot right now. Cherokee zombies.



Dufmanno: I'm not sure why this is bothering me, but I feel like she should have her wallet in her back pocket and not on the ground like that because Desert Gypsies or Mad Max or Toe Cutter could get hold of it.

Chris: The desert: the last place you can freely smoke in America.



Archphoenix: Post-apocalyptic desert and you have a shiny super soaker? On the one hand, hey, water! On the other hand, really?

SmackTalk Victim: LMFAO, "Sexy And I Know It"

Hello and welcome to SmackTalk, where we attack mock critique a music video or movie trailer. This week, we're taking a look at the music video for LMFAO's "Sexy And I Know It." Hope ya love it!



Archphoenix: Is this the evil twin version of Meneudo? Or some kind of hideous Meneudo/Jersey Shore hipster ironic mashup?

CroutonBoy: Allow me to be the first to yell out "SIDESHOW BOB!"

Didactic Pirate: Twenty seconds in, and already I can't tell if this is supposed to ironic or not.



Archphoenix: Wilmer Valderrama?! Oh Fez, why aren't you still working? Maybe this is why?

Chris: We all know where this is headed: a "Beat It" switchblade dance-off in a warehouse somewhere.

SmackTalk Victim: Meital Dohan's "Yummy Boyz"

Hello and welcome to SmackTalk, where we attack mock critique a music video or movie trailer. This week, we're taking a look at the music video for Meital Dohan's "Yummy Boyz." Hope ya love it!



Dufmanno: I can already tell that this video will have educational value or historical significance.

Jett Superior: Yes. Abe Lincoln is the epitome of hotness.



Archphoenix: There is nothing "so hot" about this shirtless Napolean.

A Vapid Blonde: Napolean reminds me of just about every *lady* I dealt with this summer. Pursing his lips and showing off his... chesticles.

Jett Superior: Nope, never wanted to see the bare torso of Napoleon Bonaparte. Or one of his unattractive lookalikes.

SmackTalk Victim: Die Antwoord, "Rich Bitch"

Hello and welcome to SmackTalk, where each week we attack mock critique a music video or movie trailer. This week, we're taking a look at the music video for Die Antwoord's "Rich Bitch." Hope ya love it!



Archphoenix: AH! Vampire skeleton lady! Seriously, why does she weigh 12 pounds?



Archphoenix: Ok, this guy is awesome. Holographic skull glasses and a flattop.

Daddy Geek Boy: I remember those glasses. I used to have them. I thought they were cool. I was 8.

Daddy Geek Boy: A weird look and auto-tune does not a Gaga make.

SmackTalk Victim: Ke$ha, "Blow"

Hello and welcome to SmackTalk, where each week we attack mock critique a music video or movie trailer. This week, we're taking a look at our first two-time offender, the music video for Ke$ha's "Blow." Hope ya love it!



Daddy Geek Boy: Good, cause we wouldn't want PETMA protesting this video.

CroutonBoy: I see the ASPCA has extended its jurisdiction.



CroutonBoy: 14 seconds in and her voice is already making me wish they would gore her with their horns.

Daddy Geek Boy: Those unicorns look bored. Think to them Ke$ha sounds like an adult from a Peanuts cartoon?



Dufmanno: I'm not sure if it's just me but did she roll in mud before filming this?

The Weirdgirl: Dufmanno, I think those are freckles. Or acne. Either way, I can't shake the feeling that she should be in pigtails.

SmackTalk Victim: Avril Lavigne, "What The Hell"

Hello and welcome to SmackTalk, where each week we attack mock critique a music video or movie trailer. This week, we're taking a look at the music video for Avril Lavigne's "What The Hell." Hope ya love it!

Chris: For a rebel, Avril sure does keep her shoes neat and tidy.

A Vapid Blonde: If I go to bed with that much make up on, I wake up looking like Crack Whore Barbie. That's not fair.

Archphoenix: I totally wake up after a hot date with my lip gloss and eye makeup immaculate.

The Weirdgirl: I'd like to dispel a myth, NO ONE sleeps in black lace bras. They itch.

SmackTalk Victim: Bag Raiders, "Sunlight"

Hello and welcome to SmackTalk, where each week we attack mock critique a music video or movie trailer. This week, we're taking a look at the cute but creepy music video for Bag Raiders' "Sunlight." Hope ya love it!



Chris: Is this Animal Planet?



Didactic Pirate: Is that Scarlett Johanssen? No. But pretty good match.